Happiness is a Warm Gun...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:41 pm

Since )'m Mexican, I don't have to worry at all, since our army is a JOKE. But anyway, if the draft, watever it is, comes again and you want to escape... well, you'll have a friend over here, so be sure to give me a call.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:49 pm

Light Speed wrote:
Zeta wrote:Pray that they aren't as open to accepting gays in the military as they claim to be.
My roommate is in the Air Force ROTC and he just got a pamphlet recently with rules in it. One of the rules was clearly said you cannot have any sexual relations with members of the oppisite sex at all. Apparently it is only the Navy that allows gays.

Did you mean "same" instead of "opposite?"

And speaking of the Navy, do they still wear flares and little hankerchief bowties?

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:55 am

I'm safe within the confines of my rainy little paradise. Fu fu, and indeed, fu.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:01 am

j-man wrote:I'm safe within the confines of my rainy little paradise. Fu fu, and indeed, fu.

Bah. We don't go around wearing scarves (Scarfs?) all the time. We Americans can handle the sniffles when we go to our bloodsports.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:13 pm

Go to Korea, simple as that, I got relatives there and everything.
~Neo

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:08 pm

Light Speed wrote:
Zeta wrote:Pray that they aren't as open to accepting gays in the military as they claim to be.
My roommate is in the Air Force ROTC and he just got a pamphlet recently with rules in it. One of the rules was clearly said you cannot have any sexual relations with members of the oppisite sex at all. Apparently it is only the Navy that allows gays.

They actually specified?!

daytonafathead · Post by **daytonafathead** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:11 pm

I don't have to worry. I'm a registered Consientious Objecter. On paper, but not really. Thank you government loopholes, I want to have your baby!

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:16 pm

What would you do if there was a new military draft? If I recall correctly, you can't run to Canada anymore because now they'll just ship your ass right back.

So, that's my question for all of you strapping young men (and 3 women). What would you do in that situation, honestly?

More then likely I would just go. I really don't have the means to get out of it, even if I wanted to. Also my father is in the Army and I couldn't live with myself if I slimed my way out of a draft when he took a comission of his own free will and went through the first Gulf War.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:41 pm

Yeah, I meant same sex, and yes that was one of the rules in his handbook.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:04 pm

(Grant)P.S: The purpose of this thread is not to stir up some half-assed, jerkoff political argument. So, please, don't bother.

Also, I do realize a lot of posters here don't live in the US. So just pretend, jackass.(Grant)

Fixed.

Lakwren · Post by **Lakwren** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:38 pm

I'm underage. Whoopie.

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:02 pm

Light Speed wrote:Yeah, I meant same sex, and yes that was one of the rules in his handbook.

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Oh. I thought you were just saying that they meant you weren't allowed to have sex, but specificied with members of the opposite sex, therefore homosexuality would be a-okay. Guess not. That's rather messed up.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:56 pm

A war's starting to look pretty good now that I know gays get off scot free. It'd clear all the straight guys outta the US. I'd be able to hit on dudes and have a better chance of not getting punched in the gut!!

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