Boobies! [this post has become so unbelievably not worksafe]

[chix0rgirl]

Google J.C. 14. But PLEASE don't post he/she/its picture.

[J.C.14]

Google J.C. 14. But PLEASE don't post he/she/its picture.

I don't like at porn, I prefer making it up it my head, funny thing is, I can look at boobs and not get offended, but I just can't get used to a penis. I mean, I haven't really seen a vagina lately, but I could probably look at it without closing my eyes, but a penis is disturbing

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

Oh man, this is the funniest thread ever. Thanks for making me choke on my toast, guys.

You could go blind from that, you know.

What does choking on food have to do with your eyes?

Due to being the randy, randy man that I am, the phrase "choke on my toast" sounds like a euphamism for masturbation.

Of course, with a little skill, you can come up with a variety of wanking terms:

* Eating one's trail mix.

* Trimming one's palm tree.

* Boxing one's kangaroo.

You get the idea.




























EDIT NUMBER ONE: Hmm. I thought we had a BBCode for "bullet" lists...

EDIT NUMBER TWO: Again, BBCode problems...

EDIT NUMBER THREE: I replaced "eating one's canned nuts" with "eating one's trail mix," as I thought the latter sounded funnier.

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

Educational? How about that freaking awesome little sketch where Wakko belts out all the states of the US and their capitals to the tune of turkey in the barn? That was educational, entertaining, and just plain amazing. (His accent made it even funnier.)


On-topic:

<img src="http://www.nathantsui.com/ghzforum/uplo ... nli_01.jpg">

Not only is it nekkid boobies, it's even game-related.

Someday I've got to see that film.

But not with my parents nearby. In fact, they should be far, far away...

And GG!, just come you can upload pics but I can't? Is this something only Drano Masters can do?

Or is it a Zen thing?...

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

And it's blowing pretty much in all directions down here in LA.

Yes, GG! really should stop eating so many raddisihes.

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

Google J.C. 14. But PLEASE don't post he/she/its picture.

I don't like at porn, I prefer making it up it my head, funny thing is, I can look at boobs and not get offended, but I just can't get used to a penis. I mean, I haven't really seen a vagina lately, but I could probably look at it without closing my eyes, but a penis is disturbing

Now I'm more confused than ever.

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

Educational? How about that freaking awesome little sketch where Wakko belts out all the states of the US and their capitals to the tune of turkey in the barn? That was educational, entertaining, and just plain amazing. (His accent made it even funnier.)


On-topic:

<img src="http://www.nathantsui.com/ghzforum/uplo ... nli_01.jpg">

Not only is it nekkid boobies, it's even game-related.

Someday I've got to see that film.

But not with my parents nearby. In fact, they should be far, far away...

And GG!, just come you can upload pics but I can't? Is this something only Drano Masters can do?

Or is it a Zen thing?...

Oh, and I did a Internet Movie Database search for that film, and reportedly the film was pretty much hacked to death by Sony, thus adding the film to my list of anime I hope will someday get a future restored release, along with "Cowboy Bebop: Tengoku no tobira -- Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
and just about every Lupin III cartoon ever made (yes, even "Lupin III Part III". I'm desperate).

Hey, that's what happened with "Akira" and "Vampire Hunter D", so who knows? Of course, I do have a sinking suspicion, however, that once Sony's rights to "Cowboy Bebop" return to Sunrise/BONES, that we'll get a DVD release outside of Japan with the original title card, as well as a subtitled version where the dialogue hasn't been bowdlerized (having seen a fansub of the film at a friend's house before the film came out, and then compared just the robbery scene with that of my official DVD, the dialogue is a lot more tame -- no "you spent too long taking a s**t," or "son of a bitch," et cetera, which I believe are in the dubbed version).

Oh, and here's some more boobies, so as to stay on topic.

















P.S.: How could I have forgoten that one?




























































EDIT: Damnable BBCode...

[Green Gibbon!]

There actually aren't any major differences to the Cowboy Bebop movie except for the change of title, apparently due to copyright concerns. Certainly nothing that I caught, anyway, I guess Pep would know better than me. (Fansubs are more vulgar, I guess, just for the sake of getting attention, but it's really just poor translation.)

And yeah, only Drano Masters can upload pics.

[Brazillian Cara]

Damn. You don't know what you're losing.

[Lakwren]

Oh man, this is the funniest thread ever. Thanks for making me choke on my toast, guys.

You could go blind from that, you know.

What does choking on food have to do with your eyes?

Due to being the randy, randy man that I am, the phrase "choke on my toast" sounds like a euphamism for masturbation.

Of course, with a little skill, you can come up with a variety of wanking terms:

* Eating one's trail mix.

* Trimming one's palm tree.

* Boxing one's kangaroo.

You get the idea.

Oh, so you thought I meant I was masturbating? Well, boobs don't turn me on, so no, I wasn't (I'm a girl, by the way).

Trimming one's palm tree sounds like you're shaving your wang, not jerking off.

[Segata]

Later around your middle-ages, It is much more difficult for women to get that lubricant, which is why K-Y Jelly was created.

The world's supply of vaginal secretions mysteriously ran dry some time around the middle ages? Are you retarded?

[Grant]

I honestly can't tell if Segata is being sarcastic or not.

[Ash Holt]

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not.

[Light Speed]

I can upload pics and stuff too, nyah. So what is the name of that movie anyway?

[Brazillian Cara]

Look for Street Fighter II: the Anime (I think).

[Green Gibbon!]

Yeah, I found it on bit torrent just by searching for "Street Figher 2", I think. I'd already downloaded it twice from other sources, but it was always the censored US version. I was quite thrilled to finally get the real thing. Of course it probably wouldn't be too difficult to dig up a region 2 DVD, but I could give two shits about the rest of the movie, and I won't pay $40 for approximately 5 seconds of boobies. Even though, to me, they may be the single most important boobies ever.


Mai did it, too:

<img src="http://www.nathantsui.com/ghzforum/uplo ... mai_01.jpg">
<img src="http://www.nathantsui.com/ghzforum/uplo ... mai_02.jpg">

Of course, you either love Obari or hate him, but the amount of detail put into those nipples is impressive. She also has a shower scene, with boobies, but when drawn by Obari naked and with her hair down, she may as well be any generic anime girl. At least none of it was removed from the US version.

[Brazillian Cara]

Serously??

Wait. Why did I care?

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

The one on the left is pretty hot.

Yeah, then the one on the right looks okay, but the middle one is just frightening.



OH NOES! DONKEY KONG IS COMING FOR OUR BOOBLES!

Awwww, they're so cuuuuuute.

And personally, I wasn't particularly impressed by any of the women in that "tiger stripped" E3 photo.

Oh, and here's...

MORE PORN FOR YOU!

































Heh, finding porn is fun.

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

Mmmm...



Booby.

*FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!...*

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

There actually aren't any major differences to the Cowboy Bebop movie except for the change of title, apparently due to copyright concerns. Certainly nothing that I caught, anyway, I guess Pep would know better than me. (Fansubs are more vulgar, I guess, just for the sake of getting attention, but it's really just poor translation.)

And yeah, only Drano Masters can upload pics.

Actually, the translation only made one or two spelling errors, as it was a videotaped copy of a DVD (I don't know if it was a liscenced DVD or not, but it was still very good).

And from what I heared on the Internet Movie Database, they actually changed it due to "9-11" loopiness.

Spineless arseholes.

"Only Drano Masters can upload pics," eh? So it must be a Zen thing, to some extent...























EDIT NUMBER ONE: BBCode problems again! ARGH!

EDIT NUMBER TWO: Removed some italics and fixed some grammar.

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

Oh man, this is the funniest thread ever. Thanks for making me choke on my toast, guys.

You could go blind from that, you know.

What does choking on food have to do with your eyes?

Due to being the randy, randy man that I am, the phrase "choke on my toast" sounds like a euphamism for masturbation.

Of course, with a little skill, you can come up with a variety of wanking terms:

* Eating one's trail mix.

* Trimming one's palm tree.

* Boxing one's kangaroo.

You get the idea.

Oh, so you thought I meant I was masturbating? Well, boobs don't turn me on, so no, I wasn't (I'm a girl, by the way).

Trimming one's palm tree sounds like you're shaving your wang, not jerking off.

I didn't think you were masturbating. I was just being absurd/an arsehole, as always.

And yeah, you're right about the "palm tree" one. I guess I'll have to come up with something new...

I'm still proud about the "kangaroo" one, though.

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

Yeah, I found it on bit torrent just by searching for "Street Figher 2", I think. I'd already downloaded it twice from other sources, but it was always the censored US version. I was quite thrilled to finally get the real thing. Of course it probably wouldn't be too difficult to dig up a region 2 DVD, but I could give two shits about the rest of the movie, and I won't pay $40 for approximately 5 seconds of boobies. Even though, to me, they may be the single most important boobies ever.


Mai did it, too:

<img src="http://www.nathantsui.com/ghzforum/uplo ... mai_01.jpg">
<img src="http://www.nathantsui.com/ghzforum/uplo ... mai_02.jpg">

Of course, you either love Obari or hate him, but the amount of detail put into those nipples is impressive. She also has a shower scene, with boobies, but when drawn by Obari naked and with her hair down, she may as well be any generic anime girl. At least none of it was removed from the US version.

Yay! Nipples for all!

I'm just waiting for someone to upload something from "Lupin III". It's bound to happen, you know.

[Baba O'Reily]

Wait, there's gratuitous nudity in Japan, too? This makes world peace so much simpler.

[j-man]

I'm just waiting for someone to upload something from "Lupin III". It's bound to happen, you know.

When I can screenshot my copy of Secret Of Twilight Gemini you can all experience the magic of Fujiko's boobles.

EDIT: Fuck it, I just Google searched something for you all.



Nowhere near the best, but it'll do for the minute while I find something better. From Die! Nostradamus (1995).

[Green Gibbon!]

Yeah, but those boobies aren't really erotic.

Here's Koyori as she appears in Taisen Hot Gimmick:

<img src="http://www.nathantsui.com/ghzforum/uplo ... ori_01.jpg">

Koyori's originally from Sengoku Ace and its quasi sequel Sengoku Blade, a pair of fantastic shooters that not too many people seem to know about. She's only this hot in Sengoku Blade (she's much younger in the original), though that may be only because she's drawn by the uber-talented Jun Tsukasa, who draws boobies better than anyone else on the planet.

I better stop uploading boobies before NT gets mad at me.