Pyrophilia-induced ejaculation

[P.P.A.]

I downloaded After Burner Climax just now. Quote from #cult:

PPA: WHAT JUST HAPPENED
PPA: I FLEW
PPA: AND SHOT FLYING THINGS
PPA: AND DIED
PPA: AND BLEW UP STUFF
PPA: AND WOOSH
PPA: AND BLUE SKIES
PPA: AND NOW MY HEAD'S SPINNING

Sums it up quite well!
I should have bought the 360 version though, the PS3 controller's analogue stick feels less accurate and precise. Which is a problem seeing how you're too slow on Medium analogue sensitivity and the High one sends you twitching around the screen with the slightest of tilts.

[Malchik]

I read Pedophilia-induced ejaculation. Thought we were going to treated another flower-loli.

[Kogen]

I read that too, Malchik. I was assuming PPA drew another picture.

[Delphine]

Aaaand I was thinking the same thing. It's so nice to be among my kind, here.

[Green Gibbon!]

After Burner is one of those "classic" games like Tower of Druaga whose status as "classic" I've always found perplexing. Like, why did anyone ever think this was fun? Maybe it works better with a flight stick.

[Segaholic2]

I read Pedophilia-induced ejaculation. Thought we were going to treated another flower-loli.

+1

After Burner is one of those "classic" games like Tower of Druaga whose status as "classic" I've always found perplexing. Like, why did anyone ever think this was fun? Maybe it works better with a flight stick.

I feel the same way about all of Sega's console successes before Sonic. Like Alex Kidd and Kid Chameleon.

[j-man]

So if After Burner is still cool, are Sega going to get their shit together and release Planet Harrier? That would certainly make me Climax, hur hur.

also you all spelled paedophilia wrong

[Crowbar]

Am I the only person here who didn't read it as paedophilia?

[j-man]

Nah, I'm in the same boat.

[Shadow Hog]

I read it, and wondered who the hell would find the Pyro hot.

[Kogen]

I think you are supposed to play it with a flight stick while in a moving arcade seat during the mid-80s to realise how extreme it is.

[Malchik]

also you all spelled paedophilia wrong

Huh, they also spelled it wrong on my registration papers...

[gr4yJ4Y]

My only experience with Afterburner is from Shenmue II, but it was still pretty awesome. I was excited to hear about this at first, but I don't think I'll get it.