Okay, I've got some...
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One Drink:
* Someone says "wank".
* Hentai is posted.
* J.C. 14 posts something pointless and/or stupid.
* Profanity is used.
* Someone changes their avatar.
Two Drinks:
* If the person who said "wank" isn't British.
* Someone acts sexually ambiguous.
* The Scarlet Scorpion mentions/alludes to his undying love for David Willis.
* People discuss comic books.
* The term "hentai" is used.
* Anime is discussed.
Three Drinks:
* Someone makes fun of George Lucas/"Star Wars".
* Manga is discussed.
* Webcomics are discussed.
* The Amazing Grant gets involved in a discussion about comic books.
* Someone is "Banned!" (or words to that effect).
* Someone mopes.
* "Family Guy" is mentioned.
* The phrase "Doushe Bag" is oathed.
* Brazilian Cara wonders if a "StH" character is based of a real person.
* Someone weeps for the state of "StH" games/fandom.
* Drano/Drano cookies are mentioned.
Four Drinks:
* Someone discusses their webcomic.
* "Lupin III" is mentioned.
* Delphine discusses/posts pornography.
* big_smile or Rlan posts something rare, mind-boggling, and/or extremely cool related to "Sonic the Hedgehog".
* "Futurama" is mentioned.
* Someone other than Popcorn "bans" someone.
* The "Animated DC Universe" is mentioned.
* Kevin Smith and/or his works are mentioned.
* People rant about their feelings of inaddiquacy (romantically, socially, philosophically, et cetera).
* Pornagraphic fan art is posted.
* Someone mentions a/the Lost Sheep.
* Cartoon Network is mentioned.
Five Drinks:
* If the person who said "wank" is a girl.
* A flame war erupts.
* The manga being discussed
isn't pornographic.
* Someone's sordid fanboy/fangirl past is discussed.
* The Scarlet Scorpion mentions
his webcomic/the GHZ spinoff thereof.
* Someone makes fun of Jim Davis/"Garfield".
* Someone hates a certain dubbed version of an anime.
* Strip Mahjong is mentioned.
* Someone comes up with their own idea for a "StH" (or related) game.
* Someone mentions their hatred of censorship.
* Pengo is mentioned.
Six Drinks:
* The Scarlet Scorpion's webcomic is still "in developement" (or words to that effect...
* "Monty Python..." is mentioned.
* "South Park" is mentioned.
* Someone says things were better in the "Golden Age" of The GHZ.
* Politics are discussed.
* The pornographic picture someone posted is animated.
* "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and/or "Angel" is/are referred to.
Seven Drinks:
* One is tempted to tell The Scarlet Scorpion to just marry David Willis or shut the hell up.
* The GHZ Germany is mentioned.
* Someone swears in Japanese.
* Someone rants about their hattred of Valentine's Day.
* WB posts.
* "Fangames" are maligned.
* The webcomic mentioned is "Penny Arcade".
* Midori is mentioned.
* Japanese otomotapeia is used.
Eight Drinks:
* The "sordid fanboy/fangirl past" involves embarressing fanfiction.
* A "Lost Sheep" returns.
* Isambard posts.
* Valentine's Day is ranted about when it's nowhere near the actual holiday.
* Mart posts.
* If the aforementioned Japanese otomotapeia is dirty in some way.
* "SegaSonic the Hedgehog" (or anything related to "SStH") is mentioned.
* Camel Spiders are mentioned.
Nine Drinks:
* Andy posts.
* One of the people who joined this forum several months ago but have yet to post suddenly becomes talkative.
* Blue Gibbon! posts.
* Live-action Japanese pornography is mentioned.
* Camel Spiders are mentioned without being in conjunction to something about/related to Isambard.
Down the Whole Glass:
* J.C. 14 posts something coherent and reasonably thought out.
* A somewhat obscure "Golden Age" GHZ joke is used (someone is locked in a closet, the Vealcane is used as a blunt instrement, et cetera).
* The suddenly talkative board member is from the "Golden Age".
* A serious, intelligent topic occurrs (yeah, right).
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Some of this has probably already been posted, but I've spent so much time compiling this that I really don't care. Really, I don't.
Besides, I'll doubtlessly have more in a little while...