I'm thinking of writing some obscene fanfiction...

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I'm thinking of writing some obscene fanfiction...

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No really, I am.

A while back, I started considering it before I knew about it being fashionable, and I had actually forgoten about it for a while. But after reading this (and some of the even more disturbing responses from readers), I feel somewhat compelled to actually do this.

I may start off with something from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"/"Angel" which is what I first thought of. If I do go this route, I'd probably concoct a Willow/Tara slashfic (but not a Willow/Kennedy one, as I never liked Kennedy. She's too abraisive. Then again, I hoped in vain for the entirity of season seven that we'd get some kind of less-traumatic farewell to poor, poor Miss Maclay -- she put up with a lot of shit, quite frankly, and I always felt sorry for her. But I digress).

Or maybe I could further explore the relationship between Wesley and "Mistress Spankalot".

If I had more exposure to the "Lupin III" manga (as well as the officially-authorized comic books released in Italy), I would write something involving Arsène and Fujiko, but I've yet to find any page with actual synopses of the stories so as to get a real feel for the material (I would like to buy the TokyoPop translations of Monkey Punch's works, but if my parents saw them they would hit the roof). And I don't particularly care for the bastar- I mean dubbed and often censored version on Cartoon Network. In fact, should I ever find out who was personally responable for turning Mr. X, who was a sadistic monster in the original Japanese version of the show, into an atrocious and insipid gay stereotype, I will dedicate my life to hunting them down and killing them in a gratuitously violent fashion. And CN's "Broadcast Standards and Practices" department snipping out stuff doesn't help things (but again, I digress).

Of course, the most logical source for dirty fanfic is DC Comics's "Wonder Woman". Oh, sure, you may just think its because of her hooters, but there's more. Much more. After all, WW is clearly bisexual. I mean, when you're on an island populated only with women for thousands of years, it's pretty clear there's somethin' goin' on there. And then when she gets interested in the men as well... ah, now you get it. Heck, in William Moultan Marsden's original "WW" stories, it's practically shouted from the rooftops, which is surpirsing given that they were written over sixty years ago (way before "Xena: Warrior Princess" came along :grin: ).

Being a fan of the works of David Willis, I should also probably mention something about Squad 48's lesbian orgies, but I'll leave that to your imaginations for the time being...

Anyhow, that's about all I have to say for now, so go forth and discuss my perversions...




EDIT: Fixed a massive link problem... I think I'll just start previewing my posts, from now on...

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Tara and Willow do Wonder Women while watching vampires masturbate. That's the vibe I'm getting from you . . .

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Wait... No... I saw Lupin mentioned in there. I forsee... back problems.

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Lupin steals a jewel from the island of the Amazons and dissapears. In a huff, Wonder Woman seeks out two powerful witches to scrye for the thief. She finds Willow and Tara, but the two witches demand "payment" before Wonder Woman before performing the spell. During the act, they're attacked by vampires and one party has their way with the other (depending on your individual preferences).

Afterwards, with the vampires defeated - somehow - with Angel's help - Willow, Tara, and Wonder Woman track down Lupin and his gang - who are with the WW nemesis - the Cheetah.

A huge orgy takes place featuring Willow, Tara, Lupin, Fujiko, Wonder Woman, Goemon, Jigen, the Cheetah, and Angel.

Angel almost looses his soul from pleasure, but lucky Willow and Tara manages to warn the others in time. In a last desperate bid to cut off Angel's "moment of happiness" curse, one of the other guys plugs Angel in the ass. Which works swimmingly.

Everybody goes back to their homes, but it isn't till weeks later that Wonder Woman relizes that not only did she fail to recover the jewel - but Lupin ended up with her bra, too.

Insert interesting locations/other characters/sex toys/positions as you see fit.

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Post by aso »

Nothing can be as obscene as Calvin and Hobbes/Fawlty Towers slash. I'd like to see you try with one of the above combinations, though!

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Zeta wrote:Tara and Willow do Wonder Women while watching vampires masturbate. That's the vibe I'm getting from you . . .
Dude, I'm not that screwed up.

Crossovers are just too kinky for me.

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God Help me. I've seen Calvin and Hobbes slash, but never Calvin and Hobbes/Faulty Towers slash.

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God Help me. I've seen Calvin and Hobbes slash, but never Calvin and Hobbes/Faulty Towers slash.
I've had to deal with some idiot making Cream the rabbit have sex with Tails, but you gotta imput THIS in my head as well?!
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Lucky me, since I don't know what Faulty Towers is.

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It's a damn funny show starring John Cleese as a wise-talking jackass that owns a shitty hotel.

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Zeta wrote:God Help me. I've seen Calvin and Hobbes slash, but never Calvin and Hobbes/Faulty Towers slash.
Oh, Jesus. I didn't mean that. I meant '/' as 'or' not as 'and'. I hope to Hell that nothing as bad as what's mentioned above ever exists.

As far as Fawlty Towers go, it's great. Not as hilarious as Father Ted, but still one of the best TV shows I've ever seen.

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Care Bears slash exists.

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If I had more exposure to the "Lupin III" manga (as well as the officially-authorized comic books released in Italy), I would write something involving Arsène and Fujiko, but I've yet to find any page with actual synopses of the stories so as to get a real feel for the material
Lupin plans a job. Fujiko shags him to find out what the job is so she can pull it (the job) before Lupin does. Hilarity ensues.

Oh, and what does slash mean exactly? I am befuddled.

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Slash is male/male sex. The story is, it came about in the eighties when fans of the romantic pairing of Captain Kirk and Spock began shortening the description to K/S. It's called slash for the slash between the names/initials.

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Ah.

...Captain Kirk and Spock? :X

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Heh, slashers can find slash in just about anything. It's actually kind of annoying; once you have slash-o-vision you can't really turn it off, and as much as I like teh hot gay secks, I'd like to be able to, say, rewatch Star Wars without going OMG Han/Luke!!!

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OMG Knuckles/Shadow! <3<3<3<3 xxxxx

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Delphine wrote:Care Bears slash exists.
why

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Dache wrote:
Delphine wrote:Care Bears slash exists.
why
There is no god.

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...Wouldn't it be funny if all the main characters from Friends actually revealed they were closeted homosexuals?
No? Didn't think so. Doesn't explain the amount of lesbian orgies I've seen of them, though.

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Isn't one of them supposed to be gay, anyhow? Not that I, you know, made it a habit to watch it.

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Psh, I dunno.
I get dumber watching the show.

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Most of TV sucks, anymore. Friends was just one of those shows that moved with the trend of sucking.

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Care Bears slash exists.
Well, they did go around dancing on rainbows. And if I'm not mistaken, the pink Carebear actually has a rainbow on her stomach.

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Zeta wrote:
Care Bears slash exists.
Well, they did go around dancing on rainbows. And if I'm not mistaken, the pink Carebear actually has a rainbow on her stomach.
I could reply to that, but it makes my brain hurt just thinking about it...

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