Sonic Pasta~!

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:15 pm

I don't know if anyone here remembers, but I once let drop that I was in possession of four (4) cans of Chef Boyardee Sonic the Hedgehog pasta. Well, moving back home at the end of this semester one of them ruptured (however slightly) at its cusp, spilling forth a minimal amount of its brownish, gooey contents. Nothing was permanently coated in what I am now referring to as "putrid, awful shit", but the opening was such that there's no way this can can ever be "fixed," not that anything really fixes a banged-up aluminum can. Anyways, I'm going to open the thing, take pictures of the process, and post them all here. In the meantime everyone start taking bets on whether or not any of the trademark Sonic pasta shapes have survived the past nine (9!) years of storage. I'll post the pics later tonight. Should be fun!

Black Rook · Post by **Black Rook** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:25 pm

I think we should place bets on whether or not you're willing to eat the ruptured can of nine-year-old pasta.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:52 pm

I'd do it. Spaghetti-o's never go bad.

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:56 pm

Eat it then post the results.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:08 pm

You took the cans of 9 year old Sonic Spaghetti-O's to college with you?

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:36 pm

Yes, yes I did. I used them as bookends until someone gave me actual bookends!

(Keep dreaming)

What you really don't get an appreciation for is the smell. It was slightly reminiscent of pasta in the same way a long dead possum smells slightly like a living possum. It was actually so bad I couldn't stop laughing!

Post by **Delphine** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:38 pm

Are you dead?

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:39 pm

Well, I can no longer touch corporeal objects and had to possess someone to type this. Does that mean anything?

Black Rook · Post by **Black Rook** » Tue May 22, 2007 10:15 pm

Locit wrote:

I see. So you wussed out.

On the bright side, the shapes seem to be intact. I can see Sonic in spin attack mode and the head-on Sonic face. But what do you intend to do with this baggie of "mature" pasta? I think that in nine years, that stuff may have achieved sentience, and all you've done is transferred it to a less durable prison.

Yami CJMErl · Post by **Yami CJMErl** » Tue May 22, 2007 10:40 pm

Locit wrote:

Mmmmmmmmmmm...botulism in a bag.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue May 22, 2007 11:01 pm

Hmm. Locit's pretty hot. He sort of looks like an American version of J-man . . .

cjmcray · Post by **cjmcray** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:34 am

Ah, Sonic pasta. I remember having that stuff everyday after school

I'd take shapes of Sonic's head out of the bowl, and place it on a napkin. I'd only eat Knuckles or Robotnik's heads becuase they were the "bad guys"

Nice BBQ grill you got there.

You should invite us over for a party sometime.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:17 am

Zeta wrote:Hmm. Locit's pretty hot. He sort of looks like an American version of J-man . . .

I have never truly been on the internet until this very moment.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:57 am

Why didn't you eat it, pussy?

cjmcray · Post by **cjmcray** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:54 am

Idk, Probably becuase he doesn't want to end up in the hospital or something.

Just a theory.

BlazeHedgehog · Post by **BlazeHedgehog** » Wed May 23, 2007 3:53 am

cjmcray wrote:Idk, Probably becuase he doesn't want to end up in the hospital or something.

Just a theory.

Or a casket, no less. Hell of an obituary, though.

"Here lies Locit, he died from eating Sonic the Hedgehog pasta that was ten years past it's sell date."

Shadow Hog · Post by **Shadow Hog** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:02 am

That's an <i>epitaph</i>, Blaze.

WW · Post by WW » Wed May 23, 2007 8:17 am

Damn, what I would'nt give to have an epitaph like that on my tombstone.

BlazeHedgehog · Post by **BlazeHedgehog** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:45 am

Shadow Hog wrote:That's an <i>epitaph</i>, Blaze.

Whatever!

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:26 am

Zeta wrote:Hmm. Locit's pretty hot. He sort of looks like an American version of J-man . . .

Disagree'd. I'm much more effeminate.

Ritz · Post by **Ritz** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:07 pm

j-man wrote:Disagree'd. I'm much more effeminate.

I smell apprehension. Sorry, Charlie, but there's a new belle at this ball.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:49 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:Why didn't you eat it, pussy?

There's still three more cans if you want a swig.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Wed May 23, 2007 3:39 pm

Zeta wrote:Hmm. Locit's pretty hot. He sort of looks like an American version of J-man . . .

Can't argue with that (and I'm pretty sure I let it out once on how attracted I am to J-man).

cjmcray · Post by **cjmcray** » Wed May 23, 2007 3:57 pm

What is this

I didn't win Mr. GHZ three years in a row to go un-noticed like this!

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:49 pm

Neo Yi wrote:
Zeta wrote:Hmm. Locit's pretty hot. He sort of looks like an American version of J-man . . .
Can't argue with that (and I'm pretty sure I let it out once on how attracted I am to J-man).