My Balls, Your Balls, Our Balls

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:19 pm

Alright, so by pure chance, I ran across a new manga called My Balls. Long story short, it's the story of a boy who somehow gets the Queen of Terror trapped within his...

Wait for it.

His testicles. However, she can be released, if the boy ejaculates within 30 days.

Certainly, it's the funniest piece of pornography I've come across in quite a while. Any one else read it or heard of it?

Links:
http://strays.devserver.org/releases/my ... 1_c001.zip
http://strays.devserver.org/releases/my ... 1_c002.zip

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:33 pm

Why don't you post some of it so we don't have to look for it ourselves?

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:39 pm

...Why doesn't he just JACK OFF?

Post by **Popcorn** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:49 pm

The Doc wrote:...Why doesn't he just JACK OFF?

Therein presumably lies the challenge. If he ejaculates, he'll be releasing the Queen of Terror to the world.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:05 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:Why don't you post some of it so we don't have to look for it ourselves?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:12 pm

...Why doesn't he just JACK OFF?

No hands? Maybe he's an amputee?

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:16 pm

So wait, what happens to the Queen of Terror if he doesn't ejaculate for 30 days?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:40 pm

plasticwingsband wrote:So wait, what happens to the Queen of Terror if he doesn't ejaculate for 30 days?

I wasn't entirely sure.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:20 pm

Years and years ago I remember finding this comic about a woman with a talking vagina. It wasn't even a porno, really, it was just a sort of oddball comedy. It wasn't translated so I don't remember the story and I haven't seen it since. I'm wondering now if maybe I didn't just dream the whole thing?

Shadow Hog · Post by **Shadow Hog** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:34 pm

plasticwingsband wrote:So wait, what happens to the Queen of Terror if he doesn't ejaculate for 30 days?

She doesn't get to kill humanity.

That second trick thing is vaguely desirable.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:02 am

I think I could hold out for a few days but then I'd say "Fuck Humanity!"

I'm only a man. Or I guess an adolescent in this case.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:17 am

30 days, is that even physically possible?

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:34 am

If i remember rightly, if you don't wack off for 30 days, you eventually fantasize about washing machines or something.

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:03 pm

Let me guess, at the climax of the story it's apocalyptic bukake all over the place?

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:16 pm

Speaking of crazy hentai, has anyone seen Princess 69? There's one scene where a girl swallows so much semen it shoots out her nose.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:23 am

I'm on the edge of my seat here, man. How does it end? Do you have the other 28 books? I NEED CLOSURE.

Isambard · Post by **Isambard** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:12 pm

If there's one thing I've learned it's simply that no matter what vague, weird, perverted thing you could ever come up with in your deepest and darkest fantasies...there's a manga about it.

I once saw this one really messed up anime at my friends house where this mom was a total nympho and after she had sex with a guy her son would turn into a monster and "get revenge" for her.

Then the main character had sex with some reanimated dead chick before killing the kid in a later scene.

It was really weird.

....Sooo....anyone seen that? Cuz I can't for the life of me remember the name. Although the letter K comes to mind.

ZiFei Wu · Post by **ZiFei Wu** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:49 pm

Isambard wrote:If there's one thing I've learned it's simply that no matter what vague, weird, perverted thing you could ever come up with in your deepest and darkest fantasies...there's a manga about it.

I agree, btw I was watching an episode of the American cartoon "Xiaolin Showdown" today and there was a scene in which the xiaolin kids or trapped in a field full of snakes and I immediately thought of hard core thousand snakes on Kimiko action(all the fault of tentacle hentai of course)

Speaking of "Xiaolin Showdown Porn" has any body ever seen any of that before on the net, bookstores, etc. ?(Rule#34 in Effect of course)

WW · Post by WW » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:18 pm

LURK MOAR

Isambard · Post by **Isambard** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:24 pm

WW wrote:LURK MOAR

Oh...God...my heart...my eyes...what is this? Oh god it's blood!

But seriously, if you're looking for porn of any kind, image boards are usually a good (if unsafe, dark, depressing, revolting, etc.) place to look.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:43 am

Damn, I feel sory for the guy, 30 days? I could barely manage 30 hours.

All I can say is more please!