The most badass kid of all time.

Heroic One · Post by **Heroic One** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:40 pm

http://www.newsobserver.com/145/story/515756.html

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:07 pm

Wow, I can hardly believe that they tried to play that as a "cute" article. That's a pretty damn bad thing to happen.

MegaKitsune · Post by **MegaKitsune** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:22 pm

Awwwww.....that kid's pretty fucking awesome.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:07 pm

That kid is lucky the robbers freaked out and left, instead of freaked out and fired.

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:43 pm

Clearly these criminals knew better than to cross a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger. Or, they were completely stoned out of their minds and thought he was some sort of, um, intimidating animal, or something like that.

Whichever works best, I suppose.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:56 pm

I would have shot the kid, i hate those retarded foam outfits things.

Heroic One · Post by **Heroic One** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:39 pm

You should know "Jenkins", being an honourary Power Ranger yourself.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:32 pm

This doesn't make any sense. Anybody knows the robbers should've grown to sixty-story tall kaiju, causing the kid to summon his MegaZord.

That's just how these things WORK.

Heroic One · Post by **Heroic One** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:35 pm

Oh, that happened, it's just the reporter neglected to mention that.

MegaKitsune · Post by **MegaKitsune** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:50 pm

GO GO BALLSY TODDLERS

WoooooowOOOOOOOWwoooowoooow.....

GO GO BALLSY TODDLERS!

WoooooowOOOOOOOWwoooowoooow.....

GO GO BALLSY TODDLERS, YOU MOTHERFUCKING BALLSY TODDLERS!

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:28 pm

MegaKitsune wrote:GO GO BALLSY TODDLERS

WoooooowOOOOOOOWwoooowoooow.....

GO GO BALLSY TODDLERS!

WoooooowOOOOOOOWwoooowoooow.....

GO GO BALLSY TODDLERS, YOU MOTHERFUCKING BALLSY TODDLERS!

Thank you for that keen insight into the preadolescent psyche.

Still, that's pretty damn amazing. It's going to make a great bar story one day.

Post by **big_smile** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:49 am

The kid performed a re-enactment of his heroics on some American show, which has found its way to You Tube. ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s almost frightening how he seems to genuinely believe that he is a Mystic Force Power Ranger (despite wearing last years Space costume).

In recognition of his bravery, Disney presented him with the full line of Mystic Force toys and the chance to meet the Power Rangers in Disney world, so I guess he didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t do too bad for himself.

MegaKitsune · Post by **MegaKitsune** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:58 am

Baba O'Reily wrote:
Thank you for that keen insight into the preadolescent psyche.

I'm 19. I make it a specific point to NOT act my age. ^_^

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:11 pm

He says it so proudly too.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:10 pm

No one should be able to use "^_^" except big smile

Shadow Hog · Post by **Shadow Hog** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:22 pm

Nah, usage of "^_^" is fine in moderation (unless you're big smile, in which case, go crazy). It's more that MegaKitsune shouldn't be allowed to use it.