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Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:04 pm

Hmmm, my perfect steak is a rare or blue sirloin in a calvados sauce.

Dunjohn · Post by **Dunjohn** » Sun May 01, 2005 7:26 am

Just reading today's Star on Sunday, the games page with a preview of Shadow (decent enough article, even if it does seem to be ripped out of this month's Nintendo Magazine), but one wee paragraph sticks out:

Sega have equipped one of the cutest game characters ever with an array of weapons.

Shadow. Cute.

Interesting.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun May 01, 2005 10:56 am

I may vomit.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sun May 01, 2005 11:25 am

Calling Shadow cute is like calling a plank of wood a dog.
Maybe the writer couldn't spell angst or mysogonist.

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Sun May 01, 2005 11:31 am

More likely the writer thought Shadow was Sonic. Which is worse?

minnietguinea · Post by **minnietguinea** » Mon May 02, 2005 1:39 pm

I think that's a skimpy paragraph.

Samface · Post by **Samface** » Wed May 04, 2005 8:00 am

Omni Hunter wrote:Calling Shadow cute is like calling a plank of wood a dog.
Maybe the writer couldn't spell angst or mysogonist.

You mis-spelled misogynist.

FUNNY

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed May 04, 2005 8:54 am

I know, but I couldn't be arsed to edit the post and thought I'd let someone rip it.

Samface · Post by **Samface** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:56 am

Aww, you're the caring, sharing type.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:15 am

Yep, that's me!

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:31 am

It can be fun.

Dunjohn · Post by **Dunjohn** » Thu May 05, 2005 1:18 pm

minnietguinea wrote:I think that's a skimpy paragraph.

I know, but I couldn't be arsed to edit the post and thought I'd let someone rip it.

Make it three words to a line and you have what can scientifically be called a paragraph.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:45 pm

Sega have equipped one of the cutest game characters ever with an array of weapons.

NO.

~Neo

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:58 pm

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Thu May 05, 2005 3:04 pm

SOMEONE. KILL HIM. NOW. STUPID AMERICAN. NOW.

Dunjohn · Post by **Dunjohn** » Thu May 05, 2005 3:44 pm

Fantastic!

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:10 pm

On the other hand, if he was actually referring to Shadow, it would indicate that he's not nearly as hard-core-to-the-extreme-bitches(!) at first sight as SEGA intended him to be. Of course this almost certainly is not the case, and said columnist is probably a blathering idiot, but a man can dream.
A man can dream...

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:23 pm

Lizard wrote:

...the fuck is that?

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Thu May 05, 2005 7:04 pm

It's... it's... I don't know what it is. Shadow with his muzzle removed, or maybe he wrenched it off in angst.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:02 pm

Brazillian Cara wrote:SOMEONE. KILL HIM. NOW. STUPID AMERICAN. NOW.

It was an Englishman.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:47 pm

Lizard wrote:

WHAT IN THE FUCKING CHRIST FUCK

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:53 pm

NO.

That picture isn't cute (even if it's nicely drawn and colored), it's freaky. Like "60's-hippie-induced-gettin'-high-"Help-Black-hedgehog's-gonna-eat-me" freaky.
~Neo

Nova · Post by **Nova** » Fri May 06, 2005 12:08 am

ThatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s why game consoles shouldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t try to change into portable PCs...next time you play a Mario game is gonna infect your with a virus and steal all you money in you bank account.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Fri May 06, 2005 12:27 am

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Fri May 06, 2005 4:03 am