With great power comes great opportunity to abuse it.

Chaos Control · Post by **Chaos Control** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:14 am

The BEST superpower would be to manipulate things with your mind!!!!!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:31 am

Somehow, I doubt your mind would be capable of something like that.

Chaos Control · Post by **Chaos Control** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:36 am

Jackass.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Sun Oct 10, 2004 4:08 am

J.C.14 wrote:
Squirrelknight wrote:
Psxphile wrote:I have an actual power to look eternally pissed off even when I'm simply idle.

Great fun at social gatherings.
Just get your wang lobbed off. That's the kind of thing that makes a man pissed off for the rest of his life. There's really no point in being nice to people anymore after you lose that.
I'd like some of my wang cut off

If you are blessed with a massive willie, don't complain. Be proud of it man! Proud.

Oh, and speaking of severed privates, after John Wayne Bobbit got his johnson cut off and then re-attached, he became a porn star. Honest.

Oh, and having the power of oversized genitalia is a power I'd want.

Yeah, I know, T.M.I., T.M.I....

The Scarlet Scorpion · Sun Oct 10, 2004 4:14 am

Zeta wrote:Too bad Professor Xavier didn't get to him in time. A guy with the power to alter history, even on a local scale, has to be neutralized.

But I prefer the useful kind of time-travel. The kind where you can take stuff with you.

"Doctor Who".

That's it! I'd want to be a Time Lord; I'd steal myself a TARDIS and go galavanting about Time and Space with attractive young women and a robot dog.

It'd be hella cool.