Funny (or stupid) eBay Auctions

BlazeHedgehog · Post by **BlazeHedgehog** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:57 pm

Jeeze, you guys are wussies if this Stitch Plush story is creeping you out. I could probably write a scarier story with my hands behind my back.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:25 pm

It'd be hard to read, though.

Seymour · Post by **Seymour** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:27 am

If you can write it with your feet I'll have some homeless guy give you a blowjob.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:42 pm

Seymour · Post by **Seymour** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:47 pm

I figured that would be the response.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:23 am

You have a lot to learn young Jedi.

Seymour · Post by **Seymour** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:10 am

You must teach me.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:54 pm

Anyone here want an apprentice?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:00 pm

Eh, sure.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:05 am

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Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:08 am

Baba O'Reily wrote:Eh, sure.

Seymour, you are to take the path of the Furry. Observe Baba intently and wisely.

As for OCB's post, would you call that fetish "Techy"?

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:32 am

One Classy Bloke wrote:Depending on your sexual preference, this may or may not be work safe http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 8177603022

Allright! Triple penetration!

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:44 am

Omni Hunter wrote:
Baba O'Reily wrote:Eh, sure.
Seymour, you are to take the path of the Furry. Observe Baba intently and wisely.

Seymour, don't ask questions, don't blink, don't stare, and do NOT PM me unless your arms have fallen off and you are typing with your face.
You will now be known as Ghettochip. When you have passed the two week intensive screening process, you will be given your real name back.

Seymour · Post by **Seymour** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:01 am

Ghettochip sounds ummm... interesting.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:03 pm

Hey, you brought this upon yourself, Ghettochip.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:14 pm

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... US:1">Holy Crap. Knuckles has dreadlocks?</a>

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:29 pm

Ha, "Junko", what an appropriate name.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:44 pm

"Ja rasta fa" Knuckles. Regae actually seems to suit him more than hip-hop. Just played a level of his while listening to Bob Marleys "Jammin".

SuperKnux · Post by **SuperKnux** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:16 am

Eh.. for anybody who's still hasn't lost interest in the Haunted Stitch Toy story, there is an update about it. It seems it wasn't the doll after all, but the house.

Personally, I had lost interest in the relisting, but now it's just dragging to long.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:10 pm

Knuckles is totally reggae-flavoured. I mean, his whole colour scheme is red, green and yellow, he's got the dreadlocks, and why do you think the Emerald gets stolen all the time? That's right, because Knuckles is high as a kite the whole time. He's got a ganja plantation out back; it was in the original version of Sonic Adventure but I believe they removed it from the Western version during localisation. Seriously.

muke · Post by **muke** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:14 pm

Perhaps all of the characters represent some genre of music? Sonic (look at the name!) could represent one of the many branches of rock (most likely the weak stuff), Amy could represent the bubblegum bullshit music, and Tails...well, I got nothing. Electronica, maybe?

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:01 pm

I think they represent animals.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:14 pm

Tails obviously represents some kind of bird.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:41 pm

I thought Sonic was some kinda tire or something. O_o

Frieza2000 · Post by **Frieza2000** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:49 pm

Guys, guys, Sonic characters are obviously symbolic of parts of nature. Sonic is the sky, Tails is the wind, Knuckles is fire, Amy is flowers, and Eggman is all of mankind.