New Whore on the Block. Goodbye Nights

[Zeta]

So, Scarlet Scorpion? Are you the clone of the Scorpion, only really not - 'cause you're the original, only you're not, you're the clone again and dead?

[Baba O'Reily]

You know, it's times like these that I remember that I have a broken scroll-wheel. Bastards.

[Delphine]

Holy shit, kids.

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

So, Scarlet Scorpion? Are you the clone of the Scorpion, only really not - 'cause you're the original, only you're not, you're the clone again and dead?

Hsssss!

"Clone Saga" equals evil sucktitude.

Actually, I got it from my previous handle: "Megazarak". Ya see, Megazarak, also known as Scorponok, was a character from "Transformers: Generation One", who for some reason I have always thought was cool. But eventually I wanted something more original.

So I thought about how Scorponok/Megazarak came back to life repeatedly throught "Transformers", first as "Devil Z", who eventually became "Black Zarak". After Black Zarak died, some (including myself) have contended that he came back as "Double Punch", who later returned to the series during its "Beast Wars" phase.

And what did the "Beast Wars" version of Double Punch turn into?

A scarlet scorpion.

That is the bizarre and rather geeky story of how I conncocted my current handle.

I would show you my designs for my avatar (myself in a "supah-powahful battle armor"), but A.) I'm still working on them, as well as the rest of The GHZ's "cast," B.) my online comic strip, which I plan to have feature The GHZ as guest stars (and possible spin-off fodder), has been dragging on in the pre-production phase for an ungodly period of time, and C.) The GHZ's "stars" would be a higher priority anyhow (GG!, Del, Squirrelknight, et cetera), followed by "recurring characters" (j-man, Rlan, big_smile, et cetera) and "special guest stars" (Dark Gibbon?, Blue Gibbon!, Isambard, Zero-chan, et cetera) -- and lurkers (such as myself) would be last.

Ye Gods I am such a nerd.




EDIT: Fixed a typo and a BBCode error. Oops.

EDIT #2: More BBCode insanity. Oy.

[Brazillian Cara]

So, what's a lurker to your concept? Less than 100 posts?

[Crazy Penguin]

Hsssss!

"Clone Saga" equals evil sucktitude.

Your mum equals evil sucktitude.

[Baba O'Reily]

Hsssss!

"Clone Saga" equals evil sucktitude.

Your mum equals evil sucktitude.

OH SNAP SON, BETTER GET SOME ICE FOR THAT BURRRRRRN.

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

So, what's a lurker to your concept? Less than 100 posts?

I don't really know. I guess it's sort of a relative term. I know back on the old Hotboards account there was "David the Lurker", and the even more mysterious "Japanese School Girl", who would pass on some obscure StH trivia and then disappear for months on end, and they were definately lurkers.

I don't really count myself as a lurker anymore, but I would feel just too self conscious about making a toy of myself before GG! got one of himself.

Though I still would like to find out what happened to those two genuine lurkers. And all the other M.I.A. GHZers, for that matter.

It's a pet project of mine, actually, finding the "Lost Sheep". And you thought all I looked up online was porn.

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

Hsssss!

"Clone Saga" equals evil sucktitude.

Your mum equals evil sucktitude.

I would flog you with the Whip of Impertinence of it weren't for the fact you have such a gosh darn cute avatar.

Awwwwwwwwww.