Zeta wrote:No. He would be standing there. He would be holding my dick. I would be attatched to said dick. Vigorous masturbation would be taking place.
That's the general idea.
The mental image I'm getting is if he were holding it like a bowling pin, you'd have to be laying on some level surface at around his waist level, possibly higher, to be able to capture it all in a photo.
But in that photo he would clearly be holding you off the ground by your dick. I've never understood the whole "I wish that was me" thing because it never makes since in the context of whatever. You might as well just say: Man I wish I could make love to x.
A friend of mine held a birthday party at a local hall, the catch being you had to go in 70's fancy dress. Considering I'd just got my first ever paycheck I decided to live like a king and rent out a pimp suit from a costume hire shop downtown. The evening soon turned to disaster when my very, very recently ex-girlfriend turned up, causing me to get extremely drunk, shout at her a lot, cry for a while, punch some things, and pass out in the street, soaked with rain and stale beer. The picture was taken by my mum as soon as I got home, just before I fell into an alcohol-induced coma.
Good story, huh.
So you actually went out like that. That's hilariously awesome.
