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I'm telling you, if he was in Texas, we'd chop off his dick.
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As a Texas resident I would like to confirm this as completely and utterly true. The further south you go the more likely it would be that he would then be forced to eat his severed member in a style befitting a hot dog. Once you reach Brownsville they do it in segments, over a period of several days.
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WW wrote:Pedophilia is always funny.
... I don't get it. The penis-chopping part is the funny one?
Oh, and show's over. Because I'm a dick.
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It's always funny when it happens to someone else.
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Yeah, it's great. I used to cut off many dicks and clits when I worked for the '76 dictatorship, those were the good ol' days. Then these hippies came by and outlawed it with their "human rights" and all that gay bullshit.

P.S. : I thought many times if I should post this or not, when I found it was of the darkest, most horrible black humor stuff a human being could ever write in his/ her life... then I clicked on submit.
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It's ok, we know you mean it.

Also, I don't think liking Bridget really changes your orientation. I've seen quite a few straight guys fall for him.
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The whole Bridget thing is stupid. Hey, let's design a character that looks exactly like a little girl, then when guys think she's sexy we spring the SURPRISE PENIS TRAP DOOR MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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... That's the reason why I have those on my PB account (along with the one of Vaan).

Funny thing is, I knew Bridget from lewd fanart on Japanese sites, and I knew Guilty Gear from the first PSX game and for the groundbreaking Dreamcast one, but never played or even know about XX. When I downloaded a trailer of it with the opening sequence... I couldn't help myself but laugh. Really hard.
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I'm the dictator. I joined the forum a year ago and never came back until today. I draw a lot. And some other stuff.
Carry on.
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I approve of your Daria avatar.
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Me too.
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Why, thank you. Glad you like it.
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umm hi i m new around here
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Hi.

Learn grammar please.

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Zeta wrote:He's one of those rare pedophiles for both genders too, since he has Bridget stuff too.
As mentioned before--doesn't count.

Pic incredibly related.

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apc w.h. wrote:umm hi i m new around here
WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!!!
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It's "WELCAM to YER doom."
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It's "THANK YOU FOR YOUR NUMA."
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Hello, I'm new, and I like Sonic so much, I decided to join here. :grin:

So yeah.
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Yeah.
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Hope you wore your iron cast undies.
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rarenut wrote:Hello, I'm new, and I like Sonic so much, I decided to join here. :grin:

So yeah.
Your avatar makes me thirsty.
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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...I wish I was taller.
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I wish i wish i was a fish!
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