Feces

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:23 am

You know what's funny? Everytime you're going to say "shit", say "feces" instead. It sounds lame and it is if you force it, but if you just do it spontaneously, it's awesome.

"I'm in some deep feces." "Man, I gotta take a feces." "The feces has hit the fan." "Holy feces!" "Man, I got feceshammered last night."

Let's start doing this. If we do it right, everyone'll laugh so hard they'll feces their pants.

Kogen · Post by **Kogen** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:26 am

I say shite. It is kind of like a kite, except it is poo.

Wombatwarlord777 · Post by **Wombatwarlord777** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:37 am

I prefer the term "mounds" myself. It's interchangable with non-fecal definitions, so people only have a vague and awkward idea of what you're talking about.

Also, "stubborn dangler".

friend2chaos · Post by **friend2chaos** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:53 am

You guys are bizarre. 0_o

(No Imagination) · Post by **(No Imagination)** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:54 am

Bullfeces.

Wombatwarlord777 · Post by **Wombatwarlord777** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:56 am

friend2chaos wrote:You guys are bizarre. 0_o

OH FEC-

Cuckooguy · Post by **Cuckooguy** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:10 am

I usually say poopcakes

Crowbar · Post by **Crowbar** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:17 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote: "Man, I got feceshammered last night."

"Fecesfaced" sounds much more elegant.

friend2chaos · Post by **friend2chaos** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:31 pm

Crowbar wrote:
Green Gibbon! wrote: "Man, I got feceshammered last night."
"Fecesfaced" sounds much more elegant.

My friend made a song about that, actually:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy0ukK_Y9zY

Dr. BUGMAN · Post by **Dr. BUGMAN** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:02 pm

I'm partial to 'plop'.

Xyton · Post by **Xyton** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:49 pm

So I saw the name of this thread and immediately thought of the "secret agent" sewer workers from the Who Is the Milkman level of Psychonauts. ¬_¬

friend2chaos · Post by **friend2chaos** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:44 pm

Xyton wrote:Milkman level of Psychonauts. ¬_¬

My milk is DELICIOUS.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:57 am

I once heard a friend of a friend describe a particularly foul breaching of wind as coming "straight off the turd." Naturally everyone got a kick out of it which led to the discussion of poop jokes and modern society and the general agreement that feculent humor can't have been a product of recent history, which prompted someone else to say, "Great heavens man, that one was straight off the feces!"

Which had me, for one, rolling on the floor.

CM August · Post by **CM August** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:17 am

You have friends?

I'm quite partial to the phrase "I don't give a flying feces" myself.

Ritz · Post by **Ritz** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:24 am

Is this going to end with my member title getting changed? I can't cope with change.

cjmcray · Post by **cjmcray** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:52 am

Ritz wrote:Is this going to end with my member title getting changed? I can't cope with change.

You should be happy to even have a member title to begin with, you ungrateful sack of fecal matter

Frieza2000 · Post by **Frieza2000** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:21 am

Gibbon's last will and testament is going to include a request to have his body fed to some kind of animal so that, after a lifetime of dreaming, he can finally become poop.

Wombatwarlord777 · Post by **Wombatwarlord777** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:03 pm

Gee. I could have sworn it would involve boobies somehow, specifically the extraction of silicon from his dead body.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:35 pm

forced meme

gr4yJ4Y · Post by **gr4yJ4Y** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:38 pm

Feces jokes enabled

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