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Holy War
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:23 am
by Green Gibbon!
A hot dog is like a canvas for condiments. Except for one, which has absolutely no business on or anywhere near a proper, God-fearing frank.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:55 am
by Segaholic2
Mustard. Or honey mustard. Or chili.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:05 am
by CM August
Of course I don't have ketchup on my hot dogs.
I have tomato sauce.
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:16 am
by Senbei
I feel this poll is somewhat bias.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:29 am
by j-man
I have everything. Ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, cheese sauce, bacon, honey mustard if they got it, fucking pickles, jalapenos, chili sauce... and so on.
Nothing wrong with ketchup. I will admit that it pales in comparison to HP brown sauce.
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:12 pm
by Isuka
@Question: yeah, I do. Take that, you monkey!
Re: Holy War
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:38 pm
by Green Gibbon!
Everyone who votes yes to ketchup is being banned.
Just so you know.
Not that I dislike ketchup, mind - it's just a matter of mathematical fact that it doesn't belong on a hot dog in any capacity.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:04 pm
by Wombatwarlord777
But ketchup can make anything taste delicious... If you can soak brussel sprouts in ketchup and make them taste good, then surely the condiment has a place on hog-entrail logs.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:23 am
by Green Gibbon!
There is no room for argument on this point. The very notion of ketchup on a hot dog goes against the fabric of space-time. There are mathematical proofs that will verify this.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:12 am
by Crisis
I feel the same way about mayonnaise on sandwiches. It's an unfortunate position to be in.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:57 am
by Rob-Bert
I put cheese on my hot dogs. Especially if it's a Chili Dog.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:52 am
by Kogen
No, I use catsup.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:21 pm
by THEbigLANDMAN
I've never eaten a hot dog.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:53 pm
by Bo
I put ketchup on vegetarian hot dogs, and also mustard.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:27 pm
by Crazy Penguin
Bo wrote:I put ketchup on vegetarian hot dogs, and also mustard.
Ditto.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:14 pm
by gr4yJ4Y
I usually just put ketchup on mine. I like them with chili and cheese too.
I hate mustard and relish though.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:34 am
by Kogen
How do you make a vegetarian hot dog?
Re: Holy War
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:57 pm
by MiraiTails
First, you kill a vegetarian...
Re: Holy War
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:54 pm
by Wombatwarlord777
So THAT'S why they vaguely taste of headbands and hemp...
Re: Holy War
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:57 pm
by K2J
I'm not a big fan of hot dogs in general. I always seem to regret eating one about 7/8ths of the way through.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:12 pm
by Segaholic2
I usually begin to regret it on my 4th or 5th.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:16 pm
by Arcade
I like Mustard on it...
PS: We are talking about JUNK food, whats the point?
Re: Holy War
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:21 pm
by Yami CJMErl
Arcade wrote:PS: We are talking about JUNK food, whats the point?
Your mom.
Re: Holy War
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:57 pm
by K2J
Segaholic2 wrote:I usually begin to regret it on my 4th or 5th.
I'm talking fractions; are you talking multiple hot dogs? If so, then you are a braver man than I.
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:12 am
by Senbei
Holic likes his wieners.