GHZ Art Contest - Worst Art

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:11 pm

It's not a sack of Gibbon's shaved pubic hair, is it?

Shadow Hog · Post by **Shadow Hog** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:25 pm

I dunno, perhaps it's an invitation to some event, which, upon attending, turns out to be you, trapped inside a cage, strapped tight to a chair, while some hot chick gets naked in front of you and flaunts her pelvic region in your face, getting all "you can't have this!" on you and stuff.

I'd say it's Popcorn's mom, but that joke seems to have died out a while ago. Like, well before I signed up here. Whatever happened to that one, it just become unfunny or something?

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:25 pm

Basically, Pop posted a picture of his mother and sister on the site and we all got a little uncomfortable.

And Zeta, it is far worse, I assure you.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:46 pm

Zeta wrote:It's not a sack of Gibbon's shaved pubic hair, is it?

Oh, come on. You know he can't do that. He has a contract with Kraft Foods. All of his pubic hair goes to them.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:40 am

I'm sure he's got enough to spare. I don't often make the judgement, but just looking at GG!'s picture I assume him to be a massively hairy individual.

See, now I'm curious. On a scale of Olympic Swimmer to Bigfoot, how would you rate yourself? And no, I don't mean in your trouser region.

cjmcray · Post by **cjmcray** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:25 pm

Are we ever gonna know what the worst prize is? I have an idea of what it is, (actually i've had this idea since the contest was announced) but I won't say what it is until I find out for sure..

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:40 pm

Hopefully Kogen gets it soon and takes a picture of himself with it.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:51 pm

Is it a dildo? Because if it was, I kind of wish I had entered.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:59 pm

That would be better than the actual prize.

WW · Post by WW » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:06 pm

Is the prize a dead puppy?

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:17 pm

That would be better than the actual prize.

cjmcray · Post by **cjmcray** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:42 pm

Is the prize

Sonic 360? Shadow?

Degrassi: Top 40 'So-Don't-Go-There' moments DVD?

(seriously, that last thing is a real show. I came across it while flipping channels today.)

Shadow Hog · Post by **Shadow Hog** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:13 pm

It's obviously GG!'s severed second phallus.

FlashTHD · Post by **FlashTHD** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:22 pm

A pipe bomb? Sack of stolen cash with a dye pack waiting to go off? Ebola virus?

Ok i'll stop myself there.

Shadow?

That's already one of the runner-up prizes for best art. Yeah.

Kogen · Post by **Kogen** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:38 pm

For anyone wondering what it was, it's Sonic Genesis(golly gosh!). I really had my hopes up that it'd be a puppy-shaped dildo made with GG's pubes that would explode in my face, thanks a lot guys...

Also the note was really sweet Segagholic2.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:50 pm

Sounds hot, what'd the note say?

Kogen · Post by **Kogen** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:55 pm

"Hope you don't already own this, but if you do then tough shit. Congratulations, I guess. The happy folks at The GHZ *Segaholic's signature*"

As you can see, it really speaks to the heart.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:27 am

Wow! That is a shitty prize, and GG! pubes really would have been better.

So congrats, again?

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:26 am

Well, he can always sell it to a kid (if he didn't already).

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:01 am

If he wants to get arrested for molesting a minor.

gr4yJ4Y · Post by **gr4yJ4Y** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:19 pm

With his mind.

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:45 pm

That's just plain wrong.

ChaosAngelZero · Post by **ChaosAngelZero** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:39 am

Ough... I'd rather have monkey barf and frog shit all conveniently mixed than that one... at least you can sell it on eBay and people would buy it at a higher price (or at least actually buy it).

Post by **G.Silver** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:13 am

Those guys at Something Awful totally trounced us.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy- ... php?page=1

Post by **Pepperidge** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:33 am

So Dave Bulmer makes a submission to Something Awful, but not US?

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