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Vote for the most retarded Sonic character.

Ray the Flying Squirrel
7
9%
Charmy Bee (the old one)
1
1%
Charmy Bee (the new one)
24
30%
Vector the Crocodile (the new one)
3
4%
Espio the Chameleon (the new one)
3
4%
Big the Cat
15
19%
Cream the Rabbit
15
19%
Other (reply with your nomination)
12
15%
 
Total votes: 80

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Post by chriscaffee »

There is too much faggotry in this thread. We need a gun.

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Barett M82A1 special applications scoped rifle (12.7mm x 99) and a Colt M16A2 assault rifle (5.56mm x 45).

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Post by Grant »

Obsessing over phallic symbols certainly de-faggifies this thread.

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Bam. Instant de-faggotry.

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Post by Protodude »

Pretty ghostly, but since she's a red-head all is forgiven.

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Agreed, those gazungas are quite nice.

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Post by jenkins »

Espio, Big and Ray are cool. The rest suck.

No, I didn't read anything up till now.

Having now glanced briefly at this page, I'm gonna have to say she's much too pale. Anemia just isn't hot.

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Post by PSMad »

Maybe it's just cold where she is...

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Maybe...but it honestly looks like she's never seen the sun. For her sake, that should be changed...

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BAHAHAHA

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Cruton of Christ, it's just porn.

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Post by plasticwingsband »

ok, i concede


those is sum good-ass titties

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IRONING BOARD

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THAT IS A PICTURE OF A 10 YEAR OLD BOY

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WTH. *cries*

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Post by Double-S- »

I thought the term was "surfboard".

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Post by Light Speed »

I think the term is prepubescent. Except spelled correctly, unless that is right. I'm quite tired/retarded.

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Post by goldhedgehog »

Well... no doubt, Charmy and Ray are definately the most retarded... but the others I don't mind but Ray as a Sonic character? for goodness sake his not even in the games.... no more...

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Post by Kishi »

Crying is exactly what I had in mind.

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Post by Starscream »

What's wrong with old Charmy? Great character. I voted Ray the Squirrel as I have no idea who the fuck that is. I'm relieved Heavy & Bomb were excluded from this poll. It's about time we saw their triumphant return to the world of Sonic.
jenkins wrote:Maybe...but it honestly looks like she's never seen the sun. For her sake, that should be changed...
I like pale women. And redheads don't usually tan, fyi :cool:

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Protodude wrote:Pretty ghostly, but since she's a red-head all is forgiven.
agreed

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