Boobies! [this post has become so unbelievably not worksafe]

aso · Post by **aso** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 12:55 pm

I was about to say...

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 1:07 pm

(quote)Dickgirls are neat.(quote)
You asked for it.
http://www.anr1.hpg.ig.com.br/hentai-ex ... aleria.htm

Dickgirls are only sexy if you don't think you're there. Y'know what I mean.

aso · Post by **aso** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 1:52 pm

I don't know. If you're in the throes and heat of a moment, stuck in the urge of fucking what's currently in the room with you, and your partner of choice suddenly springs a phallus... would you take the time to back off, or would you just go and do it, regardless of what might come?

Also, I'm at school. Wish I could click that. I really do.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:18 pm

aso wrote:regardless of what might come?

Ho, ho.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:41 pm

I'm not discussing this anymore. Just... boobies, goddammit. Boobies.

<img src="http://ghzforum.nathantsui.com/upload/files/lisa.jpg">

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:46 pm

HAWT.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 3:37 pm

I didn't know you were into bestiality, Netaku. You sick furry.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 3:47 pm

If it's on the internet, it can be spammed. If it exists, it is on the internet.
Thus, Cow porn is born.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 3:57 pm

Popcorn's mom does this cool thing where she takes the milk directly from the cow, churns it into butter, then secretes it out onto toast. Next time you're with her near a pasture, ask her for a demonstration.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 5:21 pm

Ngangbius wrote:I just wanted to say, by allowing posts real-life pictures of naked breasts and genitals, this board became cooler than 95% of video game-related message baords throughout the internet.

W00t for me! ^_^;
(In other words, I [accidentally] made this board 95% cooler than other VG-related boards on the internet?)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 5:43 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote: Is there such a thing as guys-with-vaginas porn? I don't think I've ever seen that one.

Uuuh... take in account that in order to do that, guys would have to remove COMPLETELY their sexual organs... both balls and dicks...

And not only that, but they would have to dig a little bit more...

Imagina all of that without pain-killer...

BTW...

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:04 pm

Did you have to post a picture of Ziggy Stardust with breasts?

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:38 pm

That looks like a chick I got with once. Except with, y'know, scary blades on her arms and stuff.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:48 pm

j-man wrote:That looks like a chick I got with once. Except with, y'know, scary blades on her arms and stuff.

Without the blades that's not even a story. :(

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:48 pm

That's no lady! That's a MAN, BABY!

The Scarlet Scorpion · Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:21 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:That's also Tsukasa.

Ah.

Does that mean it's official?

Okay, so it probably isn't. But I'm still in love: the picture appeals to a bevy of my... interests. She's muscular, yet still distinctly feminine; she's Asian; she's got a figure to die for (read: nice boobs, slim waist, wide hips); and she's "unshaven".

*Drools.*

Baba O'Reily wrote:If you make another joke like that, I'll post one of a cat. That one's not nearly as forgiving on the eyes, giving that she's masturbating with a car.

*Look of disbelief.*

Good God!

Why do you have all of this filth?!

Baba O'Reily wrote:It's either hit or miss, really.

Yeah, but when you want to, you certainly can post some actual wank-fodder.

And then there's the Furry Porn...

aso wrote:Male breasts can be frightening. The same goes for some female breasts.

Male breasts, certainly, but female breasts?

*T.S.S. grins lasciviously.*

Would you care to elaborate, there?

Delphine wrote:<img src="http://www.dontfeedthewriter.com/11t/HAHA.jpg">

DYEEUH!

It started off so nicely, then whammo! That penis springs out of nowhere! Where does she keep that thing?!

You're evil, Del. Evil.

P.S.: On "The GHZ Drinking Game", would that qualify as boobies, wang, or both?

And how does she/he/whatever "opperate"? I mean, having both a willie and a vagina would certainly complicate such things as going to the bathroom, or sex, or whatnot.

I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking that...

Baba O'Reily wrote:Del, that wasn't a challenge... but I just took it as such. BRING ON THE GENDER BENDING!
To make things interesting... There are two links. One contains Final Fantasy Hentai, the other contains a dickgirl.

http://tinyurl.com/5ej5v

http://tinyurl.com/49hsg

http://tinyurl.com/6edds

Yeah, I'm bored.
Edited to throw in yet another possibility: Both at the same time.

I remember GG! saying a year or two ago on the Hotboards MB that he bought a "Phatasy Star Online" hentai doujinshi involving something of a similar nature. Joy.

aso wrote:From what I've seen in some doujin, I've always kind of presumed that they're retractable on girls. You know, push in a little, and it comes out... or possibly pull on it. Sort of like an ingrown accessory.

But is it in place of a clitoris, or in addition to one?

Why do I want to know this?...

EDIT: Fixed "size" BBCode. I guess...

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:47 pm

Are you doing this on purpose?

The Scarlet Scorpion · Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:53 pm

plasticwingsband wrote:Are you doing this on purpose?

Doing what?

Do you mean repeated posting? Well, I could, I guess, squeaze all of my responses down into one post, but I find that usually takes more effort than I'm willing to afford; after all, if something goes wrong, I have to go through the whole laborious process again, and that's not fun.

In short, I'm lazy.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 6:10 am

Or you get your jollies off by increasing your post count.
The pictures?
They're from a special place in my mind, where unicorns frolic and there are free, non-burnt churros. Or Googling. Either or, really.

http://www.megaworm.com/uploads/004.wmv -Professional Boobies.
And then, all of a sudden, I'm gonna fuck with your libido.

If you haven't figured out the system yet, you probably never will.

Dache · Post by **Dache** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 6:21 am

Yeah, why do you have this, anyway?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 6:49 am

I have Google, and I'm rather bored.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 7:36 am

That's quite enough, TSS. I consolidated all of you posts into one. I don't want to see so many fucking double-posts again.

aso · Post by **aso** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:36 am

But is it in place of a clitoris, or in addition to one?

Why do I want to know this?...

In addition to one, duh. Haven't you seen La Blue Girl?

horrible furry macro image here

Goddamnit Baba, that sort of crap really gets to me. Out of curiosity, how exactly did you find that, anyway? "Gigantic macro furries masturbating furiously with trains"? Eegh...

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 8:23 pm

None shall know of my terrible burden.

Annnnd...

Of course, to redistribute balance, I might need to post a more horrific image than before.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 8:51 pm

Pokemon characters performing oral sex is quite disturbing enough, thank you.

And Brock is pretty small for a fictional character. No wonder he never gets any play.

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