For your entertainment:
Note: forwarded message attached.
Hello. My name is Carlos and before this incident I was Sonniku The Battousai (I left cause my AdultSwim account came back). Yesterday, I wrote to Jared a.k.a Green Gibbon about my situation concerning your message board under the presumption that he was the "head honcho", but to my suprise he isn't (you think you know s guy, huh?) Anyway, included in this message is a forwarded e-mail directed to Gibbon that explains my situation. But for your trouble, I'll just give you the hard facts: For months your Moderators have been giving me hell for absolutley no reason (especially that pmpous wench Delphine). And after fultily trying to reason with them, I left. But I came back cause I was bored and I wanted to see if I was banned when I SAW THIS:
"Sonniku The Battousai - Douche Bag I SUCK SO MUCH - PM ME FOR ANAL SEXXX"
At first I thought it was those stupid crack-heads trying to throw digital feces from their asses! But when I talked to Gibbon, I heard that only administrators could do such un-condolable actions..and he said he didn't do it. Which leaves me to you: Come to think of it, I belive we did met before. Don't you address yourself as a "God" of some sorts. Anyway, if the case is that someone has used your computer and/or your account to commit this heinous act, then I want to know who it is and I request that you delete my account. But if it was you, than I want a damn explanation as to why!!! And I'm not gonna give you a fucking night's sleep until I get my answer!!! I'm sorry we have to speak to each other under such circumstances, but you guys push me too far!!
Sign,
Carlos a.k.a Sonniku The Battousai
The only ones who could actually modify a user account like that would be administrators... normal mods don't have that control. The only administrators on the board are me and Segaholic, and it wasn't me who altered your account. The board and webspace are actually Segaholic's, so there's nothing I can tell him to do or not do... I'd recommend forwarding this message directly to him (admin@nathantsui.com). I'm sure he'd at least delete your account, or if he doesn't I'll do it, but speak with him first.
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Green Gibbon!
----- Original Message -----
From: Carlos Abdu
To: greengibbon@emulationzone.org
Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2004 8:08 PM
Subject: Your Three-Ring Circus of a Message Board
Hello. My name is Carlos Abdu. In your message board I was known as Sonniku The Battousai (though why I'm still on the board I don't know? I said to them I left months ago.) Anyway, for years I have respected your insight, opinions and knowledge concerning the Sonic games, and I may still do. But your lackes (i.e administrators and moderators) are beyond forgiveness. For weeks, your administrators have insulted me, mocked me, and threatened to ban me for the crime of...simply being myself. Especially that horrid wench Mrs. Delphine, who for reasons that escape my knowledge, despises me and my character. I have asked them to address their grievances and complaints, I have pleaded with them how we can settle our differances. But soon I grew tied of reasoning with a bunch of no class idiots (and I got my service on AdultSwim back), so I left the board. But if I may be bold:
WHO ARE THE MUTHER FUCKERS WHO HAVE WRITTEN DOUCHE BAG AND THE HORRIBLE AVATAR ABOUT "ANAL SEX" UNDER MY AVATAR?! DAMMIT YOU GIVE ME THEIR HEADS ON A PLATTER OR I WILL GET THE AUTHORITES AND MY LAWYERS ON YOUR ASS AND THREATHEN TO SHUT DOWN YOUR BOARD!!!
I apologize for those awefull words above, but I have a reason. I decided to come back today to see If I was banned or If I can get rid of my account. But then I SAW THAT ONE OF YOUR IDIOTIC MODS GAVE ME A RANK OF DOUCHE BAG AND UNDERNEATH, AN AVATAR ABOUT "HOW I SUCK SO MUCH AND PM ME FOR ANAL SEX"!!! MODS OR NOT, THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES, AND THEY SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR THAT. Now I really would not want to do something I will regret and I respect you tremendously, but if you are going to allow this I will say that I will take action. Please respond by giving me some form of explanation, as well as the names of these ass..erm I mean hooligans. And if you do share their views but have some sort of reason, than just leave me alone and shut down my account. That it all. I hope we do not talk again under these circumstances. Thank You and Good Night
Sign,
Carlos Abdu a.k.a Sonniku The Battousai
E-Mail: KyoBogard2K3@aol.com
Kyobogard2k4@yahoo.com
AIM: Ed The Batosai