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Neo Yi wrote:
If he had posted Goatse or Tubgirl, then you should be offended.

Maybe, but I have no durn clue what they mean...should I know? Heh.
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You really don't want to know, then. I would have thought everyone would have come across these within a year or two online.

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angry_beaver wrote:how rude and sick. spazz needs his dong locked up or a knot tied into it. why is it always about women's parts on this freakin board???.

boys make me feel sick, the way you degrade us girls with all this shit. how would you feel if i posted a pictur of a dick? you wouldn't like it, you're all worthless scum of the earth. your an insult to sonic the hedgehog, your an insult to humanity. grow the fuck up. go offline, spend time with your families, partners, whatever! stop posting this crap, stop getting boners from baby feeders, stupid fucks.
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J.C.14 wrote:
angry_beaver wrote:how rude and sick. spazz needs his dong locked up or a knot tied into it. why is it always about women's parts on this freakin board???.

boys make me feel sick, the way you degrade us girls with all this shit. how would you feel if i posted a pictur of a dick? you wouldn't like it, you're all worthless scum of the earth. your an insult to sonic the hedgehog, your an insult to humanity. grow the fuck up. go offline, spend time with your families, partners, whatever! stop posting this crap, stop getting boners from baby feeders, stupid fucks.
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is that a proposal? ahh i'm all flattered now.

wanna know why i'm so pissed off about this? its not because i need to lighten up, its because spazz is a hypocrite. he says he is catholic yet he posts indecent pics of women and speak of women in a horrible manner. catholic or not catholic, men will always degrade women. i dont give a shit about a "pledge" of abstinance, spazz aint pure and never will be. i bet he's banged a few girls already, but puts on the catholic act for the heck of it. maybe he thinks it is a chick magnet.

men are so fuckin dense.

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Neo Yi wrote:
If he had posted Goatse or Tubgirl, then you should be offended.

Maybe, but I have no durn clue what they mean...should I know? Heh.
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boys make me feel sick, the way you degrade us girls with all this shit. how would you feel if i posted a pictur of a dick?
Delighted and aroused.
is that a proposal? ahh i'm all flattered now.
Well, I guess between that statement and the "all men are evil" rant, we can clearly guess which side your bread is buttered on.

The gay side.
wanna know why i'm so pissed off about this? its not because i need to lighten up, its because spazz is a hypocrite. he says he is catholic yet he posts indecent pics of women and speak of women in a horrible manner.
The pictures are a joke which fir in with the tone of this board. He's posting them to get a laugh. Not to turn us on.

Spazz has never spoken ill of women his entire time at this board.
catholic or not catholic, men will always degrade women.
Well, then why bitch about if you can't change men? Just accept it and move on. Or if you believe that there's actually hope for men, bitch about it in a constructive manner.
i dont give a shit about a "pledge" of abstinance, spazz aint pure and never will be. i bet he's banged a few girls already, but puts on the catholic act for the heck of it. maybe he thinks it is a chick magnet.
Looking at dirty pictures means that you're not a virgin? Hell, I didn't even realize I've had sex 12,000 times already. Grow up, ya whiny little gnat. If you had any idea of what sex actually entails, perhaps you'd actually comprehend the interactions of men and women. Hell, even I get most of it.
men are so fuckin dense.
Love the way you group an entire gender together into one slanderous comment. In the same way that you accuse men of doing to women.

Now where's my dick picture?

Oh, and it should be noted that I do not consider boobies sexual. It could be because I'm not interested in them in the slightest, but they're not sexual organs - so covering them up and treating them the same way people treat reproductive body parts (IE - the wang and the beaver) never made any sense to me.

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You really don't want to know, then. I would have thought everyone would have come across these within a year or two online.

You though wrong, buddy. Heh. :lol:
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You know what I'm sick of? I'm sick of all of these damn women who only want me for my personality! I mean, REALLY, do they honestly think I'm that shallow and one-dimensional? I mean, jesus, I'm more than just a brain, you know! I have a body, too!

It is not automatically "degrading" to women that men are physically attracted to them. You can appreciate someone's boobs and still respect the person they are attached to.

As an asside, if someone did post a big picture of a penis car, I think it would be pretty funny.

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angry_beaver, how old are you?

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angry_beaver wrote:is that a proposal? ahh i'm all flattered now.

wanna know why i'm so pissed off about this? its not because i need to lighten up, its because spazz is a hypocrite. he says he is catholic yet he posts indecent pics of women and speak of women in a horrible manner. catholic or not catholic, men will always degrade women. i dont give a shit about a "pledge" of abstinance, spazz aint pure and never will be. i bet he's banged a few girls already, but puts on the catholic act for the heck of it. maybe he thinks it is a chick magnet.

men are so fuckin dense.
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We have a new Devoted.

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This post is exceptionally not work safe.

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angry_beaver wrote:boys make me feel sick, the way you degrade us girls with all this shit. how would you feel if i posted a pictur of a dick? you wouldn't like it, you're all worthless scum of the earth. your an insult to sonic the hedgehog, your an insult to humanity. grow the fuck up. go offline, spend time with your families, partners, whatever! stop posting this crap, stop getting boners from baby feeders, stupid fucks.
<img src="http://dontfeedthewriter.com/11t/uncut2.jpg">

OMGIWIN!!!

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I'm like so totally a disgrace to SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!!(1)

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Put your pants back on Del.

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Post by Zeta »

Geeze, Del. What an awful choice. That thing looks like it's attatched to a 12-year old.

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Post by Ash Holt »

I bet he's a grower.

EDIT: Oh fuck it, I'm not getting into it.
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I'm glad I'm not at work right now. ;)

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PEITÕES!!

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This post is also unbelievably unworksafe.

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Zeta wrote:Geeze, Del. What an awful choice. That thing looks like it's attatched to a 12-year old.
Hey man, I just did a Google image search for cock, nothing major. Let me find a better one for you.

<img src="http://dontfeedthewriter.com/11t/whitebig2.jpg">

How's that?

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Post by Ash Holt »

Since when is animated boobies for real penis an equal trade?

We need to get an expert in here, I think we're getting screwed on this deal.

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I'm just giving the people what they want, man.

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Post by Brazillian Cara »

.....PUTA QUE PARIU, DEL!!! O QUÊ QUE TÃ￾ NA SUA CABEÇA??!!!

Fuck......

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Post by Zeta »

Yow. Thanks, Del - sincerely. This TOTALLY makes up for the 3,258 naked breast images I've seen since joining the forum.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have business to attend to . . . *whistles innocently*

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Post by Ash Holt »

PUTA THAT GIVE BIRTH, DEL! WHAT! THAT TÃ￾ In ITS HEAD?

I don't know why Google botheres with translation tools.

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Segata wrote:angry_beaver, how old are you?
I'm pretty sure she's 18.

She's just angry because she used to be a guy.

I know I really don't have to, but thanks to everyone for just being--so damn cool! 'Specially Zeta.
You guys are awesome.

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Post by Segaholic2 »

Holy crap, this thread is freaking hilarious.

And obscene. Thanks for nothing, Del. While we're at it (and since someone asked...)

<B><A HREF="http://goat.cx/">- BOOBIES ARE HOT</A>
<A HREF="http://www.tubgirl.com/">- I LIKE GIRLS</A>
<A HREF="http://www.bakla.net/">- LALALALALALALA</A>
<A HREF="http://www.dickcream.com/spin/">- RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANAPHONE!</A>
</B>


(thank me for not including the images in this post)

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