Boobies! [this post has become so unbelievably not worksafe]

aso · Post by **aso** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:57 pm

I think it was either 4chan or 5chan that had Samurai Pizza Cats hentai. That was pretty fucked up, given the whole height thing gave it a bit of loli-ish bent.

Or was that WWOEC? I can hardly remember anymore.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:38 am

Let's see... Sakura Hentai has 119 Samurai Pizza Cats lemonfics. Final Fantasy 7 has 8.
That's kind of scary, if you think about it.

aso · Post by **aso** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:05 am

Wow, that's pretty damned weird. At least FF7 had humans for the most part. SPC has diminutive cats with robot suits. There's that whole loli complexion thing again!

I'll blame Japan because it's not at all predictable.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:01 am

Let's bomb the fuckers!

aso · Post by **aso** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:07 am

Blowing up Japan would only cause it to regenerate.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:36 am

If you strike it down it will come back more powerful than ever before.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:52 pm

Blowing up Japan would only cause it to regenerate.

And then they'd not only be perverts, but radioactive perverts.

Kind of like Cthulu.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:41 pm

It's time for somebody to post more boobies. I did it last time.

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:04 pm

Not a whole lot of boobies, but one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

[DEFINITELY NOT WORKSAFE!!!]

http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=1056

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:05 pm

I seem to be on a 4chan kick this week.

<img src="http://dontfeedthewriter.com/11t/evapron.jpg">

<img src="http://dontfeedthewriter.com/11t/omgHAND.gif">
I know, there are no boobies in this one, terribly sorry.

<img src="http://dontfeedthewriter.com/11t/omgLICK.gif">

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:03 pm

Not a whole lot of boobies, but one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

[DEFINITELY NOT WORKSAFE!!!]

http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=1056

I don't see the problem. :p

Seriously though, thanks for the wang.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:22 pm

Whew. That was a close one.

Thanks for the warning, Zeta!

The Scarlet Scorpion · Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:41 am

Green Gibbon! wrote:How many times has 4chan gone down and been revived? Isn't it on, like, its sixth or seventh incarnation? I actually only discovered it not too long ago...

And what's she from, might I ask?
That's April, one of the girls in Taisen Hot Gimmick, a strip mahjong game. She's an American model who looks down on Japan, so you have to straighten her elitist white attitude by exposing her assets. She rather seems to enjoy it, though.

The art in the game (and a few other Psikyo games, including non-erotic ones) was done by Jun Tsukasa, a popular erotic artist. Look up some of his stuff, he's a master of his craft.

The Japanese at the end is simply "pururuun", a sound effect for bouncing boobies.

First off, if it makes you feel any better, this is the first I've ever heard of 4chan at all, so you're better off than me. Secondly, thank you for the recomendation, I just Googled him, and there seems to be a lot of his work on a site called Mangabox.com, whatever that is. I'll have to check that out later.

And third... wow. I knew the Japanese had some weird otomotopeia, including some for masturbation (primarily "Fap!", but there are reportedly others), but jiggling breasts? Wow.

Speaking of jiggling breasts, did anyone else notice in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" how Jessica Rabbits breasts would sometimes make the sound of bouncing basketballs when they jiggled? I did. And I'm sure we're all familiar with the notorious "commando" incident at one point in the film...

Oh, and here's another nudie site I surprisingly forgot to mention before now: Kuni. I remember first hearing about it when I was hunting for pictures of Japanese porn star Misato Mari several years ago, but I've yet to figure out just how one actually gets the pictures from the site? It doesn't seem to be a paysite, but at no place on there can I find anything other than just previews of the pics. And that's just not the same, is it?

Oh, and how can Mahjong involve stripping? I've meant to ask this for some time, but like many things I've meant to do, I sorta forgot about it.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:45 am

Have you ever heard of strip poker?

The Scarlet Scorpion · Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:37 am

Segaholic2 wrote:Have you ever heard of strip poker?

Oh, thanks, now I get it.

It's just that I have no idea as to how mahjong is played, hence the confusion.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Wed Oct 27, 2004 3:09 am

Oh, and on the subject of ****ed-up hentai, does anyone know where I can find scans of the "Transformers: Car Robots" hentai from a few years ago, or any other TF hentai, for that matter? All I've found so far is stuff on either Amercian Transfan extraodinare Lithrael's page or Jettara's suddenly absent "adult" page (only her regular page seems to be available), but nothing of Japanese origin. Shame, really, as I've seen the cover of one which seems to feature a massively-chested woman dressed as Mach Alert (the other has the rather disturbing plot of the Combatrons gang-raping the teenaged hologram Ai -- something which also defies the laws of physics -- so I'm a bit tentative about that one).

Anyhow, could someone help me out, please?

P.S.: I also just joined the Jade Fan Official Fan Club; more pictures, more distastefully explicit porn intermixed with the stuff I actually like (softcore, as if you can't tell). For those who don't know what Jade Feng looks like, she's like a living Obari drawing: huge breasts, high cheekbones, tiny chin. Hotness.

Oh, and Del -- kudos on the pictures. 0_<

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:04 am

You walk into a topic featuring more nipples than your average dairy farm, and you're censoring the work fuck?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:18 am

and you're censoring the work fuck?

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD HERE! Banned.

I'm trying to rememer what those last two GIF's Del posted came from, because I know I've seen it before, at least a whole episode of it. As I recall, that was the best scene.

That's what sucks about buying hentai or any porn, really, you kind of have to sift through all the stuff you don't like before getting to the stuff you do. There's very little hentai that caters exclusively to any particular fetish, and those that do are usually pretty awful.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:08 pm

I have no idea what's going on or where this is from, but it's a slow day and boobies must be posted.

<img src="http://dontfeedthewriter.com/11t/boobies1.jpg">

<img src="http://dontfeedthewriter.com/11t/boobies2.jpg">

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:49 pm

What's with that retarded green-haired dude on the right? Or is that a butt ugly chick? Whatever it is, I'd be happier if it wasn't there.

There are many more great boobies I'd like to post, but I'll do Little Winky Nate a favor and not waste any more of his space and bandwidth. Hey NT, is it possible to set some kind of a cap on how long uploaded materials stay? Ie, have them automatically deleted or something after a month or so? I'd feel better about unjudiciously using the upload script if that were the case...

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:38 pm

<b>"</b>Ditto<b>"</b>

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:52 pm

More people need to play the piano naked.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:06 pm

Eh. I haven't cleaned anything out of the upload script since I put it up, and it's only 22mb. I could go in and manually delete everything that's over [certain time period] old, but I don't see myself having to do that too often. Go ahead and do whatever you want with it; the bandwidth is really not a problem. I protect larger file-types anyway, so even if someone were to link to the stuff from another site, it wouldn't matter too much.

Anyhow, Spazz seems to be the one person that uses it the most.

Also, I was considering opening the upload script to (almost) everyone on the forum. We'll see about that.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:44 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:Anyhow, Spazz seems to be the one person that uses it the most.

Eh yeah, I kinda felt bad a few times when I uploaded a pic that was too big then found out that I couldn't replace it with the smaller one. Sorry 'bout that.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:47 pm

Zeta wrote:More people need to play the piano naked.

There was a "Monty Python" skit involving that, but I can't remember which one.

Oh, and for those who are interested, here's more naked cartoon characters, specifically naked art, both "official" and "fan", from the ever-popular webcomics "Roomies!" and "It's Walky!". David Willis's fans are a randy bunch. :)

For guy-specific "Perverse Sexual Lust", try here. There isn't as much, though... sorry.

EDIT: Forgot the exclamation point in the title of "It's Walky!". My bad.