Kimishine re-named for Europe

Post by **big_smile** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 10:11 am

Rub Returns
Kimishine re-named for Europe

In a some-what bizarre move, Sega Europe have announced that Kimishine will be released in PAL regions under the title of its original code name, ‘Project Rub’. No reasons have been provided for the change, but an image of the redesigned logo has been released:

Mike Hayes, managing director of SoE, also issued the following statement:

”Nintendo’s ability to weave magic into their infinitely playable and enduring gaming properties has been successfully married with SEGA’s ability to consistently pioneer stylish and unique games in Project Rub. An enticing proposition and a title that is a truly unique treat for the first wave of Nintendo DS owners, Project Rub pushes and utilises all that this ground-breaking new handheld has to offer”

The game hasn’t been given an exact release date, but will launch alongside the DS, sometime in ‘Q1’.

Sega Europe’s homepage can be found here.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 10:12 am

I thought it was Feel The Magic? Project Rub sounds like a remedy for chesty coughs.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:21 am

You thought wrong, unless you live in the cool place: The U, S of A.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:20 pm

Chris, go shoot a gun or something.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:42 pm

Japan is more of a "cool place" than the USA will ever be, I think.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:27 pm

In terms of style:

Japan > USA > England

In terms of intelligence:

Japan > England > USA

In terms of sanity:

England > Japan > USA

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:31 pm

I think Japan should be at the bottom tier of "sanity". Seriously.

Also, how would you know unless you've been to all three places?

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:32 pm

Spazz wrote:Japan is more of a "cool place" than the USA will ever be, I think.

Unless you are non-Japanese and/or a woman.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:19 pm

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:40 pm

...what the fuck is THAT?

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:43 pm

What's that thing behind the girl? The rest of her body?

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:11 pm

Is it, like, Whack-A-Boobie? That'd be pretty easy unless there was a few different girls on the board, come to think of it.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:23 pm

It's pudding, you flaming retards. Tit pudding. You can buy it in stores. They make different kinds.

<img src="http://www12.ocn.ne.jp/~towns/town/GIF/PURIN1.jpg">

<img src="http://toco819.hp.infoseek.co.jp/oppai2.jpg">

<img src="http://members.at.infoseek.co.jp/rimssecret/op04.jpg">

Always room for Jell-O, indeed.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:35 pm

Ah, pudding cups shaped like boobs. That was my next guess.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:51 pm

Ah. In that case yes, Japan wins.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:52 pm

I think most of you are just talking out of your asses being that I lived in Japan for four years and you guys just watched some anime or read some manga.

It's seriously not that cool. I would hate to have been born in Japan. The reason their entertainment seems so cool is because their normal lives are so God damn boring that they need some really kick ass entertainment to counteract it otherwise they will jump off high-rises and in front of trains... oh wait. Seriously they didn't have to do it on Christmas Eve of all times. That train was fucking packed and I was hot as hell.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:59 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:Ah, pudding cups shaped like boobs. That was my next guess.

Ya'll didn't know about Japanese boob pudding?! That's like, one of their most popular products (for obvious reasons).

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:19 pm

Hey, Chris... do you try to miss the point or does it just happen to you naturally?

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:20 pm

I didn't think breasts were the point.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:32 pm

Welcome to the GHZ. Breasts are always the point, asshat.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:42 pm

How're you supposed to get the last bit of pudding out of the tit? Surely the spoon is larger than the tit indentation, so how do you get it out?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:43 pm

I didn't think breasts were the point.

I had a friend of a friend who came back from Italy with a bag of penis-shaped pasta. If that's more your thing.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:51 pm

I long ago abandoned the concept of eating food for the shape rather then taste.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:56 pm

So if there was a sausage shaped like a dick, would you eat it?

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:57 pm

It depends on the sausage, my mood and whether or not I have something to dip it in. I'm more for bacon myself.