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Nintendo have updated their Japanese DS site with a detailed account of Yuji Naka's experiences in creating games for the new handheld system.

Unfortunately the website is written in Flash and so cannot be accessed by machine translators. It is still worth a visit, however, as it contains plenty of pictures Naka-san and his female friends.


^It’s the return of squiggle Sonic!

The feature can be accessed in the ‘Creator’s Voice’ section of the site.

Can't get enough of those Nintendo hotties.

Naka is a pimp.

The one on the right's a hottie. Strangely, the one on the left looks EXACTLY like this girl I know, except older.

Anybody see the preview for that DS game that lets you play "doctor" with those women. Geebus. The DS seems like it might be the first console to feature porno games.

"Master Masturbater DS!"

Zeta wrote:Anybody see the preview for that DS game that lets you play "doctor" with those women. Geebus. The DS seems like it might be the first console to feature porno games.

"Master Masturbater DS!"

DS= Do Sex?

Anyway, The only way I could want to have a DS is if it has porn/hentai games.

DS = Dick Suck(ing)?

Anybody see the preview for that DS game that lets you play "doctor" with those women.

Are you talking about Tendo Dokuta? I actually think that looks pretty neat. I would've imported it except I think the language barrier would be insurmountable.

Geebus. The DS seems like it might be the first console to feature porno games.

What about those games on the NES? Bubble Bath Babes or some shit like that.

"Bathtub Babes" and "Elevator Action" were two of them.

Those and Custer's Revenge weren't exactly on every eight-year-old's Christmas list.

Well, yeah - but I argue choice of words - they were not FEAUTURED games and not very many people knew about them. They're really pushing the risque dating gameso n the DS, though.

The Doc wrote:Those and Custer's Revenge weren't exactly on every eight-year-old's Christmas list.

I don't think those games would be on a teenagers' Christmas list, either. They weren't very good, to say the least.

GET OUT!

"Bathtub Babes" and "Elevator Action" were two of them.

I didn't know Elevator Action had porn in it?

I didn't know Elevator Action had porn in it?

It sure sounds like it would, though. I bet alot of people were disappointed.

The only "porno" games for the NES were not even officially licensed. You could probably only buy them in shady Hong Kong shops or something. And even then, it was all well within the realm of softcore. I don't think there have ever been any console games with genuine pornographic content (Custer's Revenge absolutely does not count), except maybe some of those late era Saturn ports, and even they were usually toned down from their PC counterparts.

I don't think I would categorize the DS' software lineup as risque... unless Peach takes off her clothes in that Mario mahjong game, in which case I would play it.

Green Gibbon! wrote: I don't think I would categorize the DS' software lineup as risque... unless Peach takes off her clothes in that Mario mahjong game, in which case I would play it.

Peach has a body shaped like a lollypop.

Then how about that sexy motherfucker Mario? That mustache drives me wild.

Just imagine how it would tickle.

There was nothing sexual about Elevator Action. And Intern Tendo Doctor showed up in the latest issue of Nintendo Power, so it may actually be coming to America.

Wasn't Mother 1 & 2 for the GBA also featured in Nintendo Power?

...yeah...

Yeah, but Mother 1&2 characters are already fairly widely known to Nintendo fans via Mother 2 and Super Smash Bros.

What the Hell is Mother?

Mother 2 is a.k.a. Earthbound in the US.

Mother for the FC was translated as Earthbound for the NES, but it was kept from being released at the last minute. Then Mother 2 for the SFC was translated as Earthbound for the SNES, and it was released and everyone loved it. The translated version of Mother has been available as a ROM for the last few years, commonly referred to as Earthbound Zero.