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Sonic 'interview' in The Sun newspaper
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:01 am
by Popcorn
UK Resistance has reported with some bitterness that British tabloid newspaper The Sun has conducted
an interview with Sonic the Hedgehog.
I'm fairly sure the interview was fabricated-- Sonic isn't REAL, you can't interview someone who isn't even REAL.
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:32 am
by Delphine
"I also sneak into gardens for the bread and bowls of milk old ladies put out, which is good for the skin."
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:48 am
by Shadow Hog
I dunno, MSNBC interviewed Ronald McDonald once. I wouldn't have ever known if I hadn't randomly decided to watch "The Daily Show" one day, though...
BTW, I can't see Sonic saying "wicked". Ever.
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:43 pm
by One Classy Bloke
Clearly you guys have never met Sonic. I got to talk to him during his birthday bash at work. He's one mean drunk.
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:59 pm
by M.C.Dillinger
^ What did he say...
(Somehow I can't imagine Sonic drunk.)
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:07 pm
by Locit
"A lot of other woodland animals get jealous- apart from the Easter Bunny, who thinks he has it all"
Ugh.
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:56 pm
by Popcorn
For reference, the Sun is more or less one of the worst newspapers in Britain.
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:20 pm
by Green Gibbon!
It's a tabloid, isn't it?
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:58 pm
by Wooduck51
Though uncomfortable it may be, would someone at least once make a good looking sonic suit?
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:18 pm
by Neo
Yeah, if those tribal chicks can use dishes and rings to enlongate their lips and necks, surely there's something you can do to have legs all the way up to the chest.
Too bad you'll only live until your late twenties too.
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:44 am
by One Classy Bloke
M.C.Dillinger wrote:^ What did he say...
(Somehow I can't imagine Sonic drunk.)
Mainly talked about Amy and this new girl he's met on one of his new projects. Do i detect a love triangle?! (Answer: No)
He then proceeded to kick the shit out of any fat man with a moustache. Final toll, three injured, one dead.
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:36 am
by Wooduck51
Neo Chaotikal wrote:Yeah, if those tribal chicks can use dishes and rings to enlongate their lips and necks, surely there's something you can do to have legs all the way up to the chest.
Too bad you'll only live until your late twenties too.
Stilts are the answer, and exceptional balance.
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:39 pm
by Omni Hunter
That article was balls, but only barely even that good.
"Oh yeah! Sonic riders is wicked!", That's not Sonic, just yet another evil robot clone from Eggman.
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:31 pm
by Grant
I'm glad he found the time for the interview, I was worried he'd be too busy answering this month's SonicGrams.
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:00 pm
by FlashTHD
Didn't they give that section of the comic the boot altogether in favor of shoehorning more ads in every third page?
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:06 pm
by j-man
Everyone knows The Sun is only good for two things, excepting weekend editions.
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:54 pm
by The Doc
Sun doesn't rise at all
Who knows how far I'll fall?
Sun doesn't rise at all
(Who knows) how far I'll fall?
...
......
*leaves, ashamed*
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:49 am
by Jackal
j-man wrote:Everyone knows The Sun is only good for two things, excepting weekend editions.
Page 8 right?
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:38 am
by j-man
GET OUT.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:50 pm
by One Classy Bloke
I see you're very passionate about page 8.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:18 pm
by Light Speed
What is on page 8?
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:41 pm
by Baba O'Reily
I thought that it was page 3 that had the magic.
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:14 am
by One Classy Bloke
Page 8 is what page 3 is for men, only for women. It didn't last long.
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:39 pm
by Double-S-
What in the hell is being talked about here?
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:57 pm
by Baba O'Reily
It concerns boobies, good sir.
