Shadow of a Hedgehog game: Shadow packs a GUN!!1

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:21 pm

I think a superb random text line would be "A home for Sonic crusaders everywhere".

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:42 pm

Double-S- wrote: By the way, nice recap/imitation, pwb.

Segaholic2 wrote: PWB: I laughed.

Samface wrote: PWB, you're making people in the library glare at me 'cos I can't stop giggling. I'm not happy. I am filled with rage and embarrassment. And apple. I ate like 3 apples earlier.

Amazing Grant wrote: Brilliant, pwb!

Protodude wrote: [/Academy Award Winning Scene]

Thank you, thank you! You've been a lovely audience! I'll be here all night!

I think the hardest part was deciding which words to mispell.

aso · Post by **aso** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:40 pm

I always knew Final_Cosmos_Mega_Ultra was going to do something stupid, but I had no idea when. Then it happens when I'm lurking. Just like with the guy who abused

and his furry buddy.

I miss everything. D:

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:43 pm

At least you weren't like partly responsible, and chortling away happily, and then have to go to work and MISS THE BEST FUCKING PARTS.

muke · Post by **muke** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:47 pm

plasticwingsband wrote:
Final_Cosmos_the_Ultra wrote:
Um no are you a idiot? I have been at GameFAQs for 3 years and I have won countless debates that went on for weeks. If you're some new fool who hasn't yet heard of me then please crawl back under the rock from whence you came. I' am a master of the Sonic gaming univerise. I take Sonic the Hedgehog very seriously. It's not just some game to me.
Daaaaah! I MAKE POST ON INTERNET!

Final_Cosmos_the_Ultra wrote: I won countless debates etc. Anyway I' am not an asshole. I' am actually a rather nice guy. I just take Sonic the Hedgehog very seriously. There used to be myself and a few others and together for a while we fought off n00bs. They had other things to do. Most moved on to better things and I remained for a while then stopped posting on the Sonic forums because they became very slow. I also have less free time now. Look at my post count here.
INTERNET!

Final_Cosmos_the_Ultra wrote: I almost never post here, but the Shadow game really got to me. I go to many forums not just GameFAQs, but across the entire net. Still though there are some posers. Many see me as a so-called Sonic guru and some see me as the punk who flamed their asses into submission . But what ever. I really am not trying to piss anyone off, but I refuse to just take crap and lies from people who haven't been around for my whole Sonic the Hedgehog crusade.
INTERNET!1!11

You guys have underestamted me. You don't understand that I am the guru of all things Sonic. I take my crusade very siriously, and have gone head to head for weeks on gamefaqs and many ohter forums. I remember 1 time this guy said taht Mario was better than Sonic. LOL! I posted everyday for about 2 weeks but he finally dropped ti. I guyess we know who the argument champ is, LOL! My point is, my holy crusade for Sonic has tauht me many things over the years and I will not stand for people to be disrpsectful toward my god. Mario adn Gaylo are false prophets. As it is siad on page two, line 20 of the Sonic the Hedgehog Instruction Manual, "Be Sonic! Be atomic!" I have takin theese words to hart as my personal mantra, and I sujest you do the same. Furthermore, MOBIUS DOES NOT EXIST!!! OMG, I can't believe people listen to that BS it was made by disney and it is disrepectful to the will of Sonic! As you can see I am a verry nice person to all but people push me to the edge! All I can say is Isane Clown Posse was right, your just a bunch of juggalos and haters! FUCK YOU ALL I HATE YOU GUYS AND I NEVER WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOU AGIAN!!

PS I wont leave til I have a written apolagy from Double S. Are you guys blind can't you see he started it?

Love, Final Cosmos the Ultra

Now this deserves A Special Title!

Post by **Segaholic2** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:54 pm

Not everything deserves a special title. Also, you don't have to quote the entire freaking post.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:04 pm

To be honest PWB, it really wasn't that funny. I mean the "lol internet n00b" routine is pretty stale.

muke · Post by **muke** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:07 pm

true.

I'm in a dumb post rut here so just bear with me for the next few days until I break this trend

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:15 pm

chriscaffee wrote:To be honest PWB, it really wasn't that funny. I mean the "lol internet n00b" routine is pretty stale.

Maybe to an arrogant little roach.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:19 pm

Okay that was funny.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:39 pm

It wasn't the "lol internet n00b" thing that was the really funny part, it was the "My point is, my holy crusade for Sonic has tauht me many things over the years and I will not stand for people to be disrpsectful toward my god..." thing.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:18 am

True, how absorbed can a person be.
Dah, hur-hur, me like blue thing, blue thing is good.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:23 am

muke wrote:true.

I'm in a dumb post rut here so just bear with me for the next few days until I break this trend

You've been in a stupid post rut since the first time I've seen you.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:19 pm

Cold as ice, Baba.
Cold as ice.

(problem solved)

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:24 pm

Cold AS ice. God, you ruined a perfectly good air guitar opportunity.

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:05 am

j-man wrote:
If you're some new fool who hasn't yet heard of me then please crawl back under the rock from whence you came.
I've just gotta say I love that line. He trash-talks like a pro wrestler :)

So true, yet so sad. But really really funny. It kinda reminded me of Mr.T! Or, at least, Eddie Murphy imitating him...

"I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOESN'T KNOW ME!"

Cypher · Post by **Cypher** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:48 am

Going waaaaaaaaaay back to the fact that Sonic the Fighters was in the trailer...
Could this suggest a possibility of a Sonic the Fighters 2?

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 11:47 am

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:39 pm

I don't think so, I can't see such a thing happening. Sonic Battle 2 maybe but this all depends on the road Sega decide to go down, if they do lose fans because of the Shadow game then they can't afford to use such a high risk strategy.

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:41 pm

I've been playing SA2 lately, and I'm thinking that I prefer a gun then that stupid slowdown somersault.

[xZibit] · Post by **[xZibit]** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:29 pm

You mean you'd prefer Shadow with a Mac-10 over a sommersault technique?

CM August · Post by **CM August** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:56 pm

How about we forget the somersault and guns, and keep the Sonic moves that don't suck?

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 6:08 pm

*sigh* You're probably right.

[xZibit] · Post by **[xZibit]** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 6:25 pm

CM August wrote:How about we forget the somersault and guns, and keep the Sonic moves that don't suck?

Works for me.

Frieza2000 · Post by **Frieza2000** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:44 pm

Yeah. They need to bring back the rolling.