Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation

[CM August]

Let's see... yep, still looks retarded!

[Blount]

BUT WAIT, now he's wearing armor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0AvaZSfXmU&e

You know what Sonic needs? Hansel & Gretel. Now that would be a storybook worthy of a grotesque Sonic conversion. Plus they would finally have an excuse for on-rails gameplay because you'd have to follow the bread crumbs.

[Zeta]

It looks decent to me. Just like Secret Rings but with a larger attack range.

You know what Sonic needs? Hansel & Gretel. Now that would be a storybook worthy of a grotesque Sonic conversion. Plus they would finally have an excuse for on-rails gameplay because you'd have to follow the bread crumbs.

No, goddamnit. I want Sonic and the Yellow Brick Road. With sparkling silver shoes on his feet and flying monkeys! And a wicked witch dressed up as a pirate and Knuckles dressed up as a lion with green ribbons in his hair!

And the Chaos Emerald City plot writes itself.

[Crowbar]

I bet that golden armour he was wearing at the end of that last clip is this game's one-time Super form (ala Darkspines Sonic).

Also I'm seriously continually amazed at how lifeless and bland they managed to make the environments look. I don't think any 3D Sonic game has actually looked so bad in that respect.

[Locit]

It looks decent to me. Just like Secret Rings but with a larger attack range.

And fewer bottomless pits, it seems.

[Dasher]

Well if that's his superform in this game then that's ok I guess.

[gr4yJ4Y]

Looks cool to me. I can't see it appealing much to anyone who didn't like Secret Rings though.

[Shadow Hog]

And that's all I have to say about that.

[Yami CJMErl]

Oh look guys, S&BK has INTERNET in it.

[Zeta]

Someone really needs to explain to Sega that nobody cares about vague online rankings without Achievements or points or something. There's only so good your time can be on level 5 can be.

[Ngangbius]

And that's all I have to say about that.

And my response to yours is:


Admitably, I would be slightly less apathetic if this wasn't a Sonic game.

[Wombatwarlord777]

At least Merlina (I assume that's her in the video) looks original. Until, that is, she removes her hood. Then she looks like a rather cheaply recycled Shahra. But that's nothing to get concerned about, I suppose.

[Delphine]

Wait, wait. The chick's name is MERLINA. Merlina. Merlin...a. Merlin. A.

Wow.

[Baba O'Riley]

Wait, wait. The chick's name is MERLINA. Merlina. Merlin...a. Merlin. A.

Wow.

Don't be surprised if Sonic has to fight a guy named Lancelotti. With an Italian accent.

Because I had a dream about it last night.

[Crowbar]

Wait, wait. The chick's name is MERLINA. Merlina. Merlin...a. Merlin. A.

Wow.

Don't be surprised if Sonic has to fight a guy named Lancelotti. With an Italian accent.

Because I had a dream about it last night.

The game would probably be much improved for this.

[Yami CJMErl]

Wait, wait. The chick's name is MERLINA. Merlina. Merlin...a. Merlin. A.

Wow.

Don't be surprised if Sonic has to fight a guy named Lancelotti. With an Italian accent.

Because I had a dream about it last night.

Dammit, now I can't stop thinking about Mario prancing around in a suit of red-and-blue armor. >:C

[Wombatwarlord777]

A Sonic and Mario game? Set in the Middle Ages!?! Now, THAT might be interesting. I can just imagine it now...

"Sorry Sonic, but the Princess is in ANOTHER castle."

[Dasher]

U Fight..Knuckles?

Ok im in!

Hope its not a just a cutscene

[Shadow Hog]

Welcome to several months ago

[Isuka]

Welcome to fourteen years ago, actually.

[Dasher]

Yes, but I'm still not tired of it!

Fight my pets fight!

[DackAttac]

Yyyyeah, because the character-versus-character battles have been the highlight of the last decade of Sonic games.

[Neo]

"Oh no!"

[P.P.A.]

Yyyyeah, because the character-versus-character battles have been the highlight of the last decade of Sonic games.

I'll make you eat those words!

[Locit]

I'll make you eat those words!

You really can't. Unless you're talking about Sonic 06, in which case you really can't.