Weird ass Sonic poll (Official Sega website)

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:06 pm

SegaSonic wrote:Details I need Details!

It was smelly ass.

Ritz · Post by **Ritz** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:22 pm

Bull crapulence, Chaotix is a great game once you've mastered the controls. And Botanic Base is pretty.

...Yeah.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:34 pm

Dark Crow · Post by **Dark Crow** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:35 pm

Hell no. Controls were not the main problem of Chaotix. The main problem was that the levels were completely bland, with no sense of creative design or individuality to tell that each stage was completely different from the next stage when in the same zone. The additional problems were that the "bungie" mode completely destroyed any sense of quick manoeuvrability held by prior Sonic games, and said pretty visuals also caused the framerate to go to the dogs.

Delphine summed the game up pretty well.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:56 am

It had a cool soundtrack, though.

Dark Crow · Post by **Dark Crow** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:14 am

I really can't think of a single mainstream Sonic game that had bad music (excluding Sonic R's vocals).

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:30 am

Dark Crow wrote:I really can't think of a single mainstream Sonic game that had bad music (excluding Sonic R's vocals).

Maybe you... um... LIKE cheesy 80's metal?

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:16 am

Dark Crows pretty right tho, most Sonic games had good level music although Heroes, R and that damn Music Plant zone make me want to shove a cactus up my arse so the pain can take my mind off the music.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:18 am

Sonic R's music was decent on its own, it was just very bad for a Sonic game.

Cypher · Post by **Cypher** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:49 pm

But those vocals.... terrible

I just listen to the instrumentals

Samface · Post by **Samface** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:59 pm

Can you see?
The sun is shining on me.
It makes me feel so free!
So alive.
It makes me want to survive.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:59 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:
Dark Crow wrote:I really can't think of a single mainstream Sonic game that had bad music (excluding Sonic R's vocals).
Maybe you... um... LIKE cheesy 80's metal?

Only the Dreamcast games and on have had music like that. And they are catchy.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 4:37 pm

I like the Sonic R music, vocals and all. And I'm completely comfortable with that.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 4:44 pm

That's why you're playing catcher tonight.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 4:48 pm

Amazing Grant wrote:That's why you're playing catcher tonight.

Only for you, Grant.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 4:54 pm

I know, honey. I know.

BUT DON'T YOU MOUTH OFF TO ME, BITCH, OR YOU AREN'T GETTING THE K-Y AND YOU KNOW IT WILL MAKE YOU BURN.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:45 pm

But it burns sooooo good.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:38 pm

THIS TOPIC HAS GONE OVER ITS DAILY ALLOTTED LIMIT OF WRONG.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:49 pm

It may be wrong, but it feels so right.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:08 pm

I'm enjoying it.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:22 pm

Time for some Amazing Grant/PWB fanfiction if I'm not mistaken.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:05 pm

"Oh, GRANT!" yelped Plastic in the throes of passion.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:35 pm

Then Delphine kicked down the door.
"How could you, you heartless bastard!" she cried.
"I didn't know!" pleaded Plastic.

But it was too late...

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:03 am

I see MS Paint glory for this story.

Oh, and *fapfapfap*

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:25 am

Now, really, I'd only be upset because they hadn't let me tape it.