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Halo 2 Autoupdate: Kickass/10

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:51 pm
by chriscaffee
It's amazing what tweaking the damage done by melee attacks and grenade explosions can do to a game. Suddenly it's fun to run around in Midship with nothing in your hands but an overheating plasma rifle. Especially when you get double kill after double kill beating down shotgun whores and sword hoes.

Needless to say the new update rocks, rolls, and uses the sword. Get off your lazy asses and get on Live.

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:53 pm
by Segaholic2
This deserved its own thread.

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:53 pm
by Light Speed
Interesting, maybe I will... maybe I will.

But almost certainly not.

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:54 pm
by Double-S-
Wait, so now your fists can beat a shotgun? That's even more broken than the sword.

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:06 pm
by chriscaffee
Wait, so now your fists can beat a shotgun? That's even more broken than the sword.
Have you even played Halo?

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:08 pm
by Baba O'Reily
Seriously. The sword is as broken as hell. Especially if you have a Sniper Rifle along with it. Man, full screen dashing is fun to watch, but shitty to get caught in.

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:19 pm
by chriscaffee
I don't like the sword, but I do like the increased melee damage. What I was saying was in the first one, you could do a lot of damage with a single blow. So you could defeat a crappy/laggy shotgunner.

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:22 pm
by SuperKnux
Halo 2 sucks. It's everything wrong with the gaming industry.

In other news Valve is going to release an expansion pack to the only first person shooter worth playing, Half-Life 2. It should be out in Summer.

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:18 pm
by Double-S-
Next time I go home I will go boot up the old Xbox and connect to Live and play Spikeout: Battle Street with my friends.

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:43 pm
by chriscaffee
Well I can't help your apparent lack of taste, but at least I tried.

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:32 pm
by DarkPrime
I'm waiting for the new maps. The first batch comes out next Monday.

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:19 am
by Baba O'Reily
SuperKnux wrote:Halo 2 sucks. It's everything wrong with the gaming industry.

In other news Valve is going to release an expansion pack to the only first person shooter worth playing, Half-Life 2. It should be out in Summer.
LAWLZ FANBOYS ON THE INTRANET

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:59 am
by Popcorn
SuperKnux wrote:Halo 2 sucks. It's everything wrong with the gaming industry.
How the hell is Halo 2 "everything wrong with the gaming industry"? Even if you don't like it in particular, you can't deny that it's a polished, well-constructed, wholesome game. I'd say that what's really/ wrong with the gaming industry is shit like Shadow the Hedgehog.

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:15 am
by Delphine
HALO 2 IS PURE EVIL.

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:27 pm
by Light Speed
I think you're everything wrong with the gaming industry!

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:23 pm
by Double-S-
Halo 2 is an example of what's wrong with the gaming industry, in which a decent game can get ridiculously overhyped with mass appeal and sell millions and millions, while gems like Ico and stuff get completely overlooked.

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:56 pm
by Baba O'Reily
That's true, but it isn't everything wrong with the game industry.

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:01 pm
by Esrever
The only thing wrong with the game industry is other gamers.

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:09 pm
by Segaholic2
THE ONLY THING WRONG WITH THE WORLD IS EVERYONE ELSE.

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:21 pm
by chriscaffee
Sounds like you're just fussing because you hold minority opinions and instead of just accepting that fact you decided to invent a "problem" with the industry.

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:43 pm
by Ash Holt
I was actually on last night and nailed some fucker coming at me with the sword right in his goddamn noggin, and won out. If that was because of the increased melee damage, I'm for it.

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:34 pm
by Delphine
THE WORLD IS PURE EVIL.

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:14 pm
by Light Speed
Wait, you can kill someone in one hit by hitting them in the front of the head now? Or had you shot him a few times first?

Also on a LAN game I can usually shoot down the guy lunging at me with the shotty half the time or more, its over Xbox Live where I can't really do it at all.

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:49 pm
by chriscaffee
It takes two melees to beat someone down. The first one generally takes away about 3/4 of the shield bar. A DFA melee is almost always certain death.

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:03 pm
by Baba O'Reily
What about the Brute Shot?