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Catholic Hero
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:10 pm
by Brazillian Cara
Today, April 2nd, 2005, a little while ago, John Paul II passed away.
This is a sad day for catholics in general, since the Church would be in a worse situation today if it wasn't for him.
Rest in peace Pope. Ye deserve it.
In other news, my recent moving process has estabilished (that's why I was gone for a while).
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:12 pm
by Crazy Penguin
Daredevil is better!
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:21 pm
by plasticwingsband
Cara is back! Hooray!
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:02 pm
by Omni Hunter
Proclaimed dead at 9.37pm GMT. RIP JP.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:04 pm
by Popcorn
It's a little-known fact that the Pope was actually Hitler.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:06 pm
by Green Gibbon!
I should totally be the next pope.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:07 pm
by [xZibit]
No objections to that.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:10 pm
by Grant
I think the Catholic church will take this opportunity to present a new and edgy pope fit for the 21st century.
The Smokin' Dope Pope. He raps, he prays, he deals pot and he's packin' heat, yo.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:10 pm
by Omni Hunter
Would you have every computer console installed in the Pope Mobile?
Oh and Grant, have you watched Dogma recently?
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:54 pm
by SuperKnux
..am I the only one who doesn't really care about this?
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:02 pm
by j-man
It's kinda sad, but really, really inevitable. I mean, the guy was so fucked he might as well have been dead.
Maximum love out to you, Pope dude.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:10 pm
by Segaholic2
How do they pick the next pope? I'm curious.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:12 pm
by j-man
I think they draw names out of that crazy Pope hat.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:19 pm
by Squirrelknight
The next pope should be Afgani president Hamud Karzai. He has a cape.
Plus saying "Hamud Karzai" is really fun. Try it.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:26 pm
by Esrever
Segaholic2 wrote:How do they pick the next pope? I'm curious.
The cardinals vote for a new one.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:28 pm
by Segaholic2
Also, I'm sad because I predicted a week and was off by about 5 days.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:30 pm
by Baba O'Reily
I think they draw lots. 2nd place gets a slightly smaller Pope Hat.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:40 pm
by Locit
The top cardinals elect a Pope, and then they burn something in a fireplace somewhere and white smoke comes out of a chimney, signaling "Hey, new Pope".
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:53 pm
by Spazz
Smart you are, Locit.
zomgNOTsarcasm!
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:01 pm
by Green Gibbon!
So... so have they said anything about me, yet? I put in my application, like, two weeks ago.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:05 pm
by Spazz
I'm curious, what will you do when you become the pope, anyway?
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:08 pm
by plasticwingsband
Spazz wrote:I'm curious, what will you do when you become the pope, anyway?
I'm probably
waaaay off on this one, but probably something with nekkid boobies.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:10 pm
by Ash Holt
Spazz wrote:I'm curious, what will you do when you become the pope, anyway?
Wearing that hat is a full-time job. That fucker is
heavy.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:41 pm
by Kishi
He's hating gays in a better place now.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:48 pm
by muke
My mom had an appartment on Commonwealth Ave. (right next to the Commons) when he first came to Boston (the first time any pope came to America, actually) and he walked right by her. She said the experience was pretty amazing.