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Oh, damn you Archie!
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:46 pm
by Zeta
I came accross an old Sonic comic that contained a lead-in to a Tails miniseries.
He falls in love with this chick fox named Fiona, and then it's revealed she's a robot made by Robotnik.
Tails then says he's pissed at Robotnik for toying with him, and because he . . .
Lost his innocence to a robot . . .
God damn them!
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:00 pm
by Spazz
Zeta wrote:God damn them!
Right on!
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:04 pm
by Double-S-
Tails porked a robot! And he's what, 12?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:05 pm
by Spazz
Horny little bugger.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:10 pm
by chriscaffee
You find out later in Knuckles 26ish or so that there was a real Fiona that the robot was modelled after. Evidently she was there during the time that SEGASonic takes place in the Archie timeline.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:58 pm
by WB
DONT LOOK AT ME I DIDNT DO IT I JUST DRAW THE PRETTY PICTURES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**hides in a foxhole**
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:01 pm
by Spazz
It's okay, Dubba. We all love you. (Who doesn't?)
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:09 pm
by Zeta
**hides in a foxhole**
Poor choice of words.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:10 pm
by Spazz
Heheh, I get it. Clever.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:12 pm
by WB
Brevity is the soul of wit. And DAMNIT I'm a witty little beeyotch.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:14 pm
by Zeta
I mean, I knew the Archie version of Doctor Robotnik was twisted, but building furry sex robots for minors?
Let's just pray he didn't test it himself! *shudder*
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:16 pm
by Professor Machenstein
Didn't DIC do something like that in Aosth with Breezie?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:17 pm
by Ritz
Indeed they did.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:48 pm
by chriscaffee
There were two in SatAM.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:25 pm
by Ritz
chriscaffee wrote:There were two in SatAM.
Mind filling me in? I don't remember anything of the sort.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:52 pm
by CM August
Robotnik made a bot double of Sally in one ep. And, uh, that's about it. No shenanigans took place. Well, Rotor also built a female robot that gets the hots for Antoine, but it was just filler for a 15-minute jokey short and was never spoken of again. Even fans of the show want to forget that one.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:53 pm
by Baba O'Reily
Zeta wrote:I mean, I knew the Archie version of Doctor Robotnik was twisted, but building furry sex robots for minors?
...Not touching that one.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:09 pm
by Green Gibbon!
Then what are you touching?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:11 pm
by Baba O'Reily
My penis, of course.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:21 pm
by Frieza2000
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:25 pm
by CM August
Ho ho ho! It's funny because it has "furry" in the title. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:28 pm
by Professor Machenstein
Baba O'Reily wrote:My penis, of course.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:30 pm
by Locit
All I know is K
nuckles had a brother. I picked up a Sonic comic a couple months ago while picking up an Usagi and dropped it upon seeing a picture of Knuckles being smacked on the head by his infant sibling. Would someone mind finding and posting the first horrifying image of said revelation? You should all share in my pain.
Heehee, "furry".
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:50 pm
by chriscaffee
I have no clue. The Knuckles series ended at like 32 or something like that. From that point Knuckles stories were printed in the back of Sonic or in the specials. After the rape of Metal Sonic in issues 86-87, I pretty much gave on the book and only have a few odd issues between that one and 99. I guess I should have gotten the big 100 just for kicks, but Archie pissed me off so much with that Metal Sonic arc. I mean "Silver Sonic II" was drawn on model (by a crappy artist) but still. Why does Metal Sonic have to get ass raped so much?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:57 pm
by Green Gibbon!
My penis, of course.
That joke was only going to be funny if you didn't blurt out the punchline in the very next message.
