The GHZ Forum

As well all know, there are tons of eBay auctions that are rather A. retarded, or B. strangly amusing. I know we've posted some here in the past, like E.T. as some cracker, and "the baby Jesus" as a cookie.

I was thinking we should compile all these crazy auctions that we find and put them in this thread. If it works, it works, if not.. who cares. It's all in fun, I suppose.

Anyway, here's an eBay auction that quickly turned into an emo kids LiveJournal or an Xanga. Check it out.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... egory=6324

I actually feel bad for the guy. Maybe it's because I haven't eaten yet.

Sounds like that guy asked for it. Dumbass should dump that whore and her fatass son.

I suspect he is just trying to get attention so people will buy his car.

If I hooked him up with some floozy, would he give me the car for free? I wouldn't mind and it seems like a fair trade.

Mother of God. Someone ask him if the car is cursed.

This particular MazdaSpeed Miata was bought as a “Happy Birthdayâ€￾ present in May 2004 for my then “dearly belovedâ€￾ girlfriend – whom has since turned out to be an ungrateful, coniving, lying, complaining, “***châ€￾ – whom I’d dearly love to be able to get rid of on an e-Bay auction too. Trouble is they don’t allow the auction of people. I think she still qualifies!

It appears he doesn't like his girlfriend.

Female bidders whom may appreciate a hard working man and make good on the previous arrangement for the use of the MazdaSpeed Miata which was dishonored by my soon-to-be ex-girlfriend will be considered also. E-mail me with a photo! ;-)

I get the feeling he won't be getting any female bidders. Or any females in general, for that matter.

Talk about under the thumb. What a whiny bitch.

True, he should be more assertive, why tell others the problem instead of her?

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 1">There's a bunch of these on eBay all the time, but it's funny in a stupid way.</a>

It just occured to me that there is someone out there more twisted than us.

Heheh, watch it get crushed in the mail. ^_^

Especially on the off-chance that it gets tons of bids and gets really expensive.

Might be a tad old but, I rather liked the haunted NES

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?

Whoa, dude.

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 1">Haunted Possessed Disney Stitch Teddy Dangerous?</a>

No comment necessary.

For some reason, reading stuff like that freaks the shit out of me. I can just imagine it now...Winnie the Pooh stalking me on my way to school.

I always knew that fucking Stitch was evil. He's probably just waiting for when Lilo is most vulnerable, the sanctimonious pervert.

I actually took the time to read that whole auction page.

Whoa, dude.

I'm beginning to think he's even more of an attention seeker than Nova. Although still less knowledgable.

Omni Hunter wrote:I'm beginning to think he's even more of an attention seeker than Nova. Although still less knowledgable.

Who are you talking about? The guy running the auction?

What scares me is that someone's willing to pay 11,000 dollars for it.

Yeah the auction guy, not you Spazz, either an attention seeker or an English student to come up with such a large essay on E-bay.

I bet he misinterpretted "Vehicle's History".

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 8">HAUNTED WALKER!</a>
<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 67">HUNTED TELEVISION!</a>
<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 8">HAUNTED SPONGEBOB!</a>
The true face of evil.

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 5566261670"><B><I>HAUNTED CAT TURD!</I></B></a>

Looks like a job for Scooby and the gang. lol