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So I just got back from a bowling tournament organised by my workmates. They had prizes for the highest scorers, which was some big ol' Easter eggs, but it turns out they also had prizes for the losers. Good thing I suck at bowling.

So, ladies and gentlemen of the GHZ, I present to you the coolest prize ever given in any contest in the known universe.



I WON A MOTHERFUCKING BOWLING PIN.

Thumbs Up.

I've actually been going bowling every weekend for the past month or so. Went last night, actually. You pay $15 and you get to bowl as much as you want from 10 PM to 1 AM.

I'm not actually any good yet, but it's all good. And besides, we usually smoke a couple bowls beforehand, so even when you're losing you still have a good time.

Aren't those pretty heavy? So it'd make a good weapon, eh?

I've had a bowling pin in my bedroom for ten years.

Is that the dildo your mom gave you when she had to upgrade to a bigger one?

HADOUKEN

I wish that pin was me.

I used to be good at bowling. I got a strike the first time I played.

And that seemed to use up all the bowling skills I had for ther rest of my life.

Zeta wrote:I wish that pin was me.

STEP OFF BITCH I SAW HIM FIRST

There's nothing i could respond to that with that wouldn't end with someone making a joke about how Del has a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road?


'CAUSE DEL HAS A PENIS!!1!11

I get it!

Amazing Grant wrote:I get it!

Now that's what I call a major breakthrough.

I'm more concerned about the buildup of dirt on the pin. Nonetheless...
YOU WON A MOTHERFUCKING BOWLING PIN.

Zeta wrote:There's nothing i could respond to that with that wouldn't end with someone making a joke about how Del has a penis.

I do. Metaphorically speaking.

j-man, you need to get a hat like your Avatar, then it would be uncanny. No seriously, it'd look so cool.

So Zeta, if you wish you were that bowling pin that means you wish jman was holding you up by your neck, possibly squeezing the life out of you?

And then using you to bludgeon the hooker's brains out of her skull.

Yeah, cause the services were definitely not worth the £150.

Baba O'Reily wrote:I'm more concerned about the buildup of dirt on the pin.

It's not exactly dirt, it's like the burnt on rubbery bits it gets from being smashed about by the bowling balls, and also because of the rubber belts at the back of the alleys that scoop up the pins after they get scattered.

Knuckles Dawson wrote:j-man, you need to get a hat like your Avatar, then it would be uncanny. No seriously, it'd look so cool.

It's cool if you're gay for me after that.

chriscaffee wrote:So Zeta, if you wish you were that bowling pin that means you wish jman was holding you up by your neck, possibly squeezing the life out of you?

I didn't know Zeta was into that.

Dude, you're a flat out pimp. That's hot.

j-man wrote:.

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You can almost smell the Joop!.

Care to give some backstory to the picture above?

Sure thing.

A friend of mine held a birthday party at a local hall, the catch being you had to go in 70's fancy dress. Considering I'd just got my first ever paycheck I decided to live like a king and rent out a pimp suit from a costume hire shop downtown. The evening soon turned to disaster when my very, very recently ex-girlfriend turned up, causing me to get extremely drunk, shout at her a lot, cry for a while, punch some things, and pass out in the street, soaked with rain and stale beer. The picture was taken by my mum as soon as I got home, just before I fell into an alcohol-induced coma.

Good story, huh.

Wow, that's amazing. The drunkenness sells the look for me.