Bowling For...Bowling

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 5:56 pm

So I just got back from a bowling tournament organised by my workmates. They had prizes for the highest scorers, which was some big ol' Easter eggs, but it turns out they also had prizes for the losers. Good thing I suck at bowling.

So, ladies and gentlemen of the GHZ, I present to you the coolest prize ever given in any contest in the known universe.

I WON A MOTHERFUCKING BOWLING PIN.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 6:04 pm

Thumbs Up.

I've actually been going bowling every weekend for the past month or so. Went last night, actually. You pay $15 and you get to bowl as much as you want from 10 PM to 1 AM.

I'm not actually any good yet, but it's all good. And besides, we usually smoke a couple bowls beforehand, so even when you're losing you still have a good time.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 6:10 pm

Aren't those pretty heavy? So it'd make a good weapon, eh?

Post by **Popcorn** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 6:14 pm

I've had a bowling pin in my bedroom for ten years.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 6:29 pm

Is that the dildo your mom gave you when she had to upgrade to a bigger one?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 7:11 pm

HADOUKEN

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 11:21 pm

I wish that pin was me.

I used to be good at bowling. I got a strike the first time I played.

And that seemed to use up all the bowling skills I had for ther rest of my life.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 11:37 pm

Zeta wrote:I wish that pin was me.

STEP OFF BITCH I SAW HIM FIRST

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:44 am

There's nothing i could respond to that with that wouldn't end with someone making a joke about how Del has a penis.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:54 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?

'CAUSE DEL HAS A PENIS!!1!11

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:01 am

I get it!

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:18 am

Amazing Grant wrote:I get it!

Now that's what I call a major breakthrough.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:25 am

I'm more concerned about the buildup of dirt on the pin. Nonetheless...
YOU WON A MOTHERFUCKING BOWLING PIN.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:48 am

Zeta wrote:There's nothing i could respond to that with that wouldn't end with someone making a joke about how Del has a penis.

I do. Metaphorically speaking.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:53 am

j-man, you need to get a hat like your Avatar, then it would be uncanny. No seriously, it'd look so cool.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:50 pm

So Zeta, if you wish you were that bowling pin that means you wish jman was holding you up by your neck, possibly squeezing the life out of you?

Post by **Segaholic2** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:51 pm

And then using you to bludgeon the hooker's brains out of her skull.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:12 pm

Yeah, cause the services were definitely not worth the Ã‚Â£150.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:34 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:I'm more concerned about the buildup of dirt on the pin.

It's not exactly dirt, it's like the burnt on rubbery bits it gets from being smashed about by the bowling balls, and also because of the rubber belts at the back of the alleys that scoop up the pins after they get scattered.

Knuckles Dawson wrote:j-man, you need to get a hat like your Avatar, then it would be uncanny. No seriously, it'd look so cool.

It's cool if you're gay for me after that.

chriscaffee wrote:So Zeta, if you wish you were that bowling pin that means you wish jman was holding you up by your neck, possibly squeezing the life out of you?

I didn't know Zeta was into that.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:10 pm

Dude, you're a flat out pimp. That's hot.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:30 pm

j-man wrote:.

Right Click >> Save As

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:32 pm

You can almost smell the Joop!.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:38 pm

Care to give some backstory to the picture above?

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:41 pm

Sure thing.

A friend of mine held a birthday party at a local hall, the catch being you had to go in 70's fancy dress. Considering I'd just got my first ever paycheck I decided to live like a king and rent out a pimp suit from a costume hire shop downtown. The evening soon turned to disaster when my very, very recently ex-girlfriend turned up, causing me to get extremely drunk, shout at her a lot, cry for a while, punch some things, and pass out in the street, soaked with rain and stale beer. The picture was taken by my mum as soon as I got home, just before I fell into an alcohol-induced coma.

Good story, huh.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:46 pm

Wow, that's amazing. The drunkenness sells the look for me.