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Fun for Me and You (nws?)

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:09 pm
by chriscaffee
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That's the M3A1 "Grease Gun." It fires the .45ACP cartridge (what we used before we adopted the 9mm as our standard pistol cartridge). It's a pretty damn good trench clearer and had some nice innovations like a hook on the receiver to reload magazines and the wire stock doulbled as a wrench for removing the barrel.

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And a less distracting picture.[/img]

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:24 pm
by Baba O'Reily
I guess you don't know about 4Chan's policy about hotlinking?

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:51 pm
by Knuckles Dawson
That gun sucked shit in Soldier of Fortune II.

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:04 pm
by Dache
No one cares.

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:19 pm
by chriscaffee
Who is that directed at? :(

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:04 pm
by Delphine
Baba O'Reily wrote:I guess you don't know about 4Chan's policy about hotlinking?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: Fun for Me and You (nws?)

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:44 pm
by CE
chriscaffee wrote:It's a pretty damn good trench clearer and had some nice innovations like a hook on the receiver to reload magazines and the wire stock doulbled as a wrench for removing the barrel.
There's that word again! INNOVATION B GONE!

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:02 am
by Knuckles Dawson
Seriously, The grease gun is to SOFII as the Needler was to Halo (1 more than 2, since it couldn't be dual wielded). Useless, but if you could kill someone with it, you shoved it in their face.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:45 pm
by Green Gibbon!
I want to know about the panties. Does anybody have information on the panties?

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:47 pm
by chriscaffee
I figured you'd know.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:10 pm
by Knuckles Dawson
They seem like the standard ones worn by schoolgirls, it's almost uniform. 'Cept at my school, they had ones with flowers on them.

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:44 am
by G.Silver
I want to know about the panties. Does anybody have information on the panties?
I'm thinking Najica Blitz Tactics? I haven't seen it though..

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:53 am
by Dark Crow
Knuckles Dawson wrote:They seem like the standard ones worn by schoolgirls, it's almost uniform. 'Cept at my school, they had ones with flowers on them.
If Gibbon were to rule the world, I guarantee the first rule he would make is that of schoolgirls panties not being part of the uniform.

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:16 am
by Green Gibbon!
Can you blame me? I went to Catholic school, and while the girls wore skirts, they were required to wear shorts underneath. Shorts! Evidently panties offend God.

I was robbed of an essential part of childhood, and it needs to be made up somehow. And as big a fan of panties as I am, I can't help but wonder how much better things would be without them, particularly in reference to skirt-wearing schoolgirls.

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:17 am
by j-man
Your school sucked. When I was 14 I had found the hole into the girl's changing room ventilation shafts where I spent many a P.E. lesson, and by the time I was 15 it wasn't uncommon for me to skip lessons to sneak into the toilets with some pretty young thing. Let me tell you, nothing kills the moment more than hearing a 12 year old girl take a dump in the cubicle next to you while you're trying to mack with your shorty. Daymn.

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:50 am
by chriscaffee
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In Soviet Russia, Dragun offs you!

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:50 am
by Knuckles Dawson
Yeah, well Schools are different across the seas, j-man.
Family Guy owns you, Chris.

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:57 am
by chriscaffee
That show isn't really that funny. And what does that have to do with anything? I don't watch it so...

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:03 am
by Double-S-
Yeah, it must've been fun to be a Soviet sniper. Especially when you get to be chained to a rock in the middle of nowhere directly in the line of the enemy's advance and ordered to shoot them until they kill you.

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:09 am
by Knuckles Dawson
They did the
"In Soviet Russia, car drives You!"
Not to say it was it's first use, but the most memorable for me.

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:06 pm
by Segaholic2
KD, say hello to <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Smirnoff">Yakov Smirnoff</A>.

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:19 pm
by Knuckles Dawson
In a Family Guy episode, Peter plays around with his car's navigation system, and turns it to 'Yakov Smirnoff Mode'. The navigation system says, "In Soviet Russia, car drives you!". Later in that episode, it says, "Turn right at fork in road. In Soviet Russia, road forks you!"

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:20 pm
by Green Gibbon!
Let me tell you, nothing kills the moment more than hearing a 12 year old girl take a dump in the cubicle next to you while you're trying to mack with your shorty. Daymn.
That was no 12-year old girl, that was me. I thought you'd like it.

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:58 pm
by j-man
You're shorter than I would've guessed. I liked the knee socks.

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:34 pm
by Knuckles Dawson
He enjoyed listening to you. The knee socks were to help highten the experience for you.