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Goddamnit, it's hard
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:48 pm
by Popcorn
http://games.flabber.nl/orgasm.girl/
So have you guys seen this? Is there any way to obtain some chloroform?
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:54 pm
by Popcorn
Well, I found a walkthrough, but I couldn't even achieve the mythical 'nipple stand'.
http://www.newgrounds.com/collectio...orgasmgirl.html
I'm giving up. I never realised date-rape was this difficult.
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:55 pm
by Segaholic2
Looks like your sexual incompetence translates equivalently on the internet. HAH!
I'm kidding. I haven't played it yet.
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:20 pm
by One Classy Bloke
Totally kicked that games ass ages ago. Not really that rewarding, asides from the fact that you gave a virtural woman an orgasm.
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:13 pm
by Protodude
I played that game a while ago, but I don't think I even beat the first level.
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:16 pm
by Crazy Penguin
A woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:42 pm
by Zeta
There used to be a male version of that game on some Japanese site called "OOO".
It was considerably easier, naturally. But a lot more satisfying.
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:59 pm
by Double-S-
LOL JOKE
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:16 pm
by plasticwingsband
Zeta wrote:There used to be a male version of that game on some Japanese site called "OOO".
It was considerably easier, naturally. But a lot more satisfying.
Zeta's post count is high.
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:05 pm
by Grant
Yours is comparatively low.
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:16 pm
by plasticwingsband
Indeed. I shall incredulously accept defeat.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:31 am
by CM August
Seems to be a broken link. Was this what you were talking about?
http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/g ... mgirl.html
I'm giving up too. That nipple part is bullshit - I actually managed to get the blue candle one time, though I can't even remember how I had got enough points. I think I agree with the Newground comments; the game is too fucking hard.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:29 am
by Popcorn
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:42 am
by j-man
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:42 am
by chriscaffee
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:54 am
by Knuckles Dawson
j-man wrote:This is a better game.
It tis awesome, addicting, and the teabagging is kinda funny.
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:44 am
by Pepperidge
I managed to do it with the help of the guide, but only got as far as a G rating. I can't find the damn sweet spot.
I'm really curious as to how GG!'s doing with this game.
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:27 am
by Green Gibbon!
I'm waiting for the DS version.
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:42 pm
by Pepperidge
Suit yourself.
I managed to finish it with an A this time. Neat little strategy game overall.
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:54 pm
by Segaholic2
Pep is a digital girl pimp.
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:23 pm
by Green Gibbon!
In all seroiusness, I think it's the sort of thing that would really work well on the DS. I could imagine playing another stage or two of that before getting bored.
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:35 pm
by Delphine
I agree, actually -- what little I did bother playing made me wish I had a touch screen. Moving the damn mouse back and forth is just boring.
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:37 pm
by Knuckles Dawson
And Touch pads ARE more responsive, right, Del?
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:38 pm
by chriscaffee
I think it would be cool if the touch screen was used for smiting or something. Like you could be playing as a god or something and you could like smash people with your fingers if they didn't offer you sufficient sacrifice.
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:51 pm
by Knuckles Dawson
Wrath of God
This should tickle your fancy in the meantime, Chris.