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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:43 pm
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Yeah, for whatever reason, the previous employees exposed the work email to a lot of interesting junk mail...

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:02 pm
by Baba O'Reily
...I just got an idea for a twisted shooting range.

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:45 pm
by Zeta
I'd never leave, Baba.

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:03 pm
by Knuckles Dawson
Zeta, would you be a target or a shooter?

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:10 pm
by Zeta
I'd alternate, naturally.

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:12 pm
by Knuckles Dawson
Sounds haaawwwt

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:10 am
by j-man
I saw a video of a guy that used them. He cums for like a minute, and this chick's all drinkin' it up and loving it. It's a sight to behold.

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:58 am
by Knuckles Dawson
Wow. That would be quite the sight. Shit, I wouldn't kiss that girl for like, a week afterwards.

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:33 am
by Lizard
I saw a similar movie once where this guy cum over this girl. And then cum some more. And then even more. And then he squirts an obscene amount of cum over this poor girl. My manhood at that moment took quite a hard hit.

Then after a minute I realized that the guy's wang was actually a disguised gardenhose which squirted some sort of milkshake. My manhood was restored. Yay!

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:59 am
by Brazillian Cara
Good for you!!

I'm sure I'm quoting someone. Seriously.

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:12 am
by Knuckles Dawson
Yeah, some pornos have rigs set up like that.