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Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:02 pm

...I just got an idea for a twisted shooting range.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:45 pm

I'd never leave, Baba.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:03 pm

Zeta, would you be a target or a shooter?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:10 pm

I'd alternate, naturally.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:12 pm

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j-man · Post by **j-man** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:10 am

I saw a video of a guy that used them. He cums for like a minute, and this chick's all drinkin' it up and loving it. It's a sight to behold.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:58 am

Wow. That would be quite the sight. Shit, I wouldn't kiss that girl for like, a week afterwards.

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:33 am

I saw a similar movie once where this guy cum over this girl. And then cum some more. And then even more. And then he squirts an obscene amount of cum over this poor girl. My manhood at that moment took quite a hard hit.

Then after a minute I realized that the guy's wang was actually a disguised gardenhose which squirted some sort of milkshake. My manhood was restored. Yay!

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:59 am

Good for you!!

I'm sure I'm quoting someone. Seriously.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:12 am

Yeah, some pornos have rigs set up like that.