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You know that arcade game where you shove a finger up an ass
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:12 pm
by Zeta
Well, apparently it was based on real, Japanese, day-to-day life:
http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:25 pm
by Jaden
Wow that's odd, I find one sentence to be rather oddly worded...
I think tears were even streaming down his face. I don't blame him. In retrospect, I can't even imagine - you're a 12 year old Japanese boy being forcibly restrained by a large black man who is bound and determined to penetrate your ass. I would have been crying too.
It's so wrong when out on context...
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:00 pm
by Ash Holt
This is wonderful.
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:36 pm
by G.Silver
Actually, it's not so much a "game" as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I'm really not joking.
You get more points if you can trick someone into sitting on your fingers rather than having to do the shoving yourself.
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:04 pm
by Segaholic2
That was hilarious. If that guy wrote a book, I would buy it.
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:53 am
by WhoopA
An entire book of anecdotes on life in japan? Word to that.
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:24 am
by Carl with a K
Spread your legs!
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:01 am
by Double-S-
KANCHO!
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:43 pm
by Ritz
So, who's up for a game of dodgedick?
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:29 pm
by Segata
That was the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time.
KANCHO!!!
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:45 pm
by BlazeHedgehog
"It's actually a little disturbing to think that my life now includes a little Japanese girl who will randomly teleport into a place, yell "breasts!" at me, then teleport out as quickly as she came."
Really, good find. Other parts of articles this guy wrote about Japan reminded me of stuff I heard from the Official US Dreamcast Magazine about one of their stays in japan.
"8 hour flight. Slightly less fun than being boiled alive. Upon arriving at the airport, we learn everybody smokes. Even the babies are smoking. Everything here has fish in it. Even the beef."
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:06 pm
by Baba O'Reily
Let's see... What do I remember from DCUSM...
"I tasted a Megaman cake that had texture and taste almost, but not entirely, exactly like ass."
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:02 am
by Double-S-
Japan is psycho, enough said.
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:39 pm
by Carl with a K
Three new posts up today. Remember, you can't just fuck her.