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Japanese festival
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:37 pm
by EmeraldGuardian
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:12 pm
by muke
Zeta will like this...
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:35 pm
by Delphine
That's... different.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:46 pm
by Jaden
The showed this on Insomniac with Dave Attell when he went to Japan... And whats so wierd about parading a giant pink penis, it's no more odd than celebrating Zombie Jesus's birthday with colored eggs...
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:49 pm
by Double-S-
See, the Japanese are insane.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:25 pm
by Neo Yi
You're kidding. I never realized the japanese celebrated something like this. How very interesting.
~Neo
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:01 pm
by Delphine
Jaden wrote:it's no more odd than celebrating Zombie Jesus's birthday with colored eggs...
*snort* It's a bit more than that, but points for humor.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:05 pm
by Ngangbius
...I don't know what to say...
...except that this sounds like a pretty awesome festival and I'm highly intrigued.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:44 pm
by Locit
People touch them for fertility, if I remember correctly.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:21 pm
by Zeta
Now I know what time of year I should visit Japan.
Isn't there also some festival where a bunch of 20-year old men scramble through the city naked? Or isthat simply the fevered dream of a horny rice queen?
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:29 am
by chix0rgirl
Japanese men are extremely un-hot, though. It might make you straight.
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:28 am
by One Classy Bloke
Well... I feel insecure now. But at least it's clear what japanese women want....
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:29 am
by Ash Holt
I thought all Japanese sex acts envolvd tentacles. Where are the goddamn tentacles?
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:54 am
by Jaden
I notice they didn't show it, but at it you can buy a lot of penis shaped snacks; like lollipops, ice cream bars, and bags of penis gummies... But I found the reason for all this... It celebrates the vanquishing of a demon that lived in a woman's vagina that would bite off the penises of her lovers... According to legend, a local craftsman fashioned a steel phallus which broke the demon's teeth...
And about the nake man thing, go
here...
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:30 pm
by Zeta
Japanese men are extremely un-hot, though.
Once they hit their mid-'30s, yes. They generally don't age that well.
But any younger than that - and you've got a steaming ball of sexual attraction!
I thought all Japanese sex acts envolvd tentacles. Where are the goddamn tentacles?
. . . around.
I notice they didn't show it, but at it you can buy a lot of penis shaped snacks; like lollipops, ice cream bars, and bags of penis gummies... But I found the reason for all this... It celebrates the vanquishing of a demon that lived in a woman's vagina that would bite off the penises of her lovers... According to legend, a local craftsman fashioned a steel phallus which broke the demon's teeth...
Sounds like a great idea for a romantic comedy!
In this bizarre festival, participants pursue a "Naked Man" through the streets, trying to touch him as he passes by.
This is truly God's country! :D
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:09 pm
by Delphine
Jaden wrote:It celebrates the vanquishing of a demon that lived in a woman's vagina that would bite off the penises of her lovers...
Vagina dentata
what a wonderful phrase
vagina dentata
ain't no passin craze
it means no weiner
for the rest of your days
it's a penis free
girl cavity
Vagina Dentata
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:13 pm
by Jaden
By chance was that taken from Queen of Wands?
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:34 pm
by Delphine
Duh.
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:53 pm
by EmeraldGuardian
Gotta check out that vagina festival too. :P