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My Ambiguous Roommate...
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:21 pm
by chriscaffee
is gone. No trace. Apparently he took all his shit and left this morning and is checked out of the building. For the moment I have a room to myself for the price of half. We can only hope this continues for the rest of the semester.
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:29 pm
by Segaholic2
Cool. Make sure you didn't catch the gay. Unless, of course, you wanted it.
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:50 pm
by Grant
My now ambiguous roommate just started to fall in love with that terrible FOX teen soap, The OC.
It's going to be a long second semester.
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:52 pm
by Green Gibbon!
is gone. No trace. Apparently he took all his shit and left this morning and is checked out of the building.
Did you... check your butt for grease when you woke up?
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:04 pm
by Zeta
My now ambiguous roommate just started to fall in love with that terrible FOX teen soap, The OC.
No heterosexual man could possibly comprehend the greatness that is Adam Brody.
Not one of you.
You poor bastards.
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:45 pm
by chriscaffee
Did you... check your butt for grease when you woke up?
I just got back to the university in the afternoon, long after he left. It wasn't a hit and run to be sure.
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:36 am
by Green Gibbon!
The cool thing about living alone is that you can just masturbate whenever you feel like it.
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:39 am
by Zeta
Unless you have large windows, nosy neighbors, or annoying pets.
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:27 am
by Baba O'Reily
And don't have curtains, styrofoam, or a cane.
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:26 am
by j-man
How could you use styrofoam to deal with nosy neighbours? Are you supposed to, like, choke them to death with it?
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:25 pm
by Light Speed
Don't ask him questions, you may get an answer.
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:27 pm
by j-man
I should've learned my lesson by now.
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:30 pm
by Baba O'Reily
Damn straight.