Is that watermelon? OH GOD IT'S NOT WATERMELON.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:41 am

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:42 am

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:03 am

Yeah, I saw this on another forum.

Couldn't have been fun for the driver. Or the deer.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:34 am

That's gonna be a bitch to clean.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:43 am

You think he had deer insurance?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:49 am

I'm no physics major, but I don't think there is any possible way that could've happened.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:04 pm

Actually, it's possible. It's just improbable.

He could have been going in reverse at an insane speed, not noticed the deer. The deer basically explodes, his head flying across the car and through both windshields.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:54 pm

Actually it is possible. Even if it involves a chainsaw and a lie, the final outcome is still possible. It's also possible that the car hit it and did that, depending on how the deer was hit and at velocity the car was going. And if AMRs were involved...

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:19 pm

I don't know about you guys, but I sure am hungry for venison.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:42 pm

I am a physics major and I'm still not sure. The end of that deer is cut quite cleanly. I see dead deers on the side of the road all the time out here and they are usually pretty fucked up, ripped and what not. As chris said, it looks like it did involve a chainsaw. Oh and being a physics major has nothing to do with this post by the way.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:58 pm

You're a physics major? Do you also enjoy being raped anally?

But yeah, the physics you learn in early college classes has very little to do with the physics of vehicle/animal collisions.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:31 pm

Any biology majors, then?

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:11 pm

You know damn well I'm a physics major, NT.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:46 pm

Yeah, but it's still similar to asking for four years of anal rape.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:46 pm

The man speaks the truth.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:54 pm

I think you are confusing Physics with Math.

Djbrayster · Post by **Djbrayster** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:36 am

wow.. so the deer was hit from the front.. going at around 90mph, the deer jumped into the road, the extra height and velocity caused the head and rear to be thrown off the main body by the windshield and glass cutting it.. then the body went through the car and ended making more mess as it left the rear of the car?

simple.. err.. yeah..

only question.. why would they drink Diet Coke with Deer's liver! everyone knows its a glass of red wine!

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:52 am

Or at least a Sam Adams.

Post by Bo » Thu Jan 06, 2005 12:15 pm

I'm at an predominantly engineering school, and the general consensus is that the physicists think the real world approximates the equations, the engineers think the equations approximate the real world, and the math majors don't see any connection between the two.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:19 pm

It's just a red puddle.

Djbrayster · Post by **Djbrayster** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:15 am

Brazillian Cara wrote:It's just a red puddle.

looks too solid to be a puddle..

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:49 pm

How on earth does the real world approximate equations? Did these physicists come up with the equations before the world existed and then whoever created the universe decided, hey I'll take these equations and make the world revolve around close approximations of 'em!

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 1:46 pm

It was a joke, dude.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:24 pm

But I know physicists who are like that.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:09 pm

You actually know physicists?