Gaaaaaaaaay

Post by **G.Silver** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:48 pm

I don't know if anyone will ever be able to top the madness that Girlgamers site (or whatever it was) created with that article about the transvibrator, but this review of a gay hentai game from Insert Credit seems like it could come close. It's a really interesting article, not just about gay porn but porn generally, and for those of us who are afraid of images of nasty man sex (I believe that's everyone but Zeta and Del?) you may be as relieved as I was to learn that every image has been appropriately censored by that ugly KOS-MOS figure that came in the Xenosaga 2 LE set.

Ritz · Post by **Ritz** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:44 pm

Zeta's gonna have a field day.

Are those guys talking out of their crotches?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:01 pm

A) Where?

B) Censoring mansex? Thos bastards! Gay sex pictures should be treated like endangered animals - allowed to rome without restriction and reproduce at will.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:05 pm

<A HREF="http://www.insertcredit.com/reviews/iet ... ietate/</A>

It was a link in his post.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:28 pm

Those pics are censored, but I guess I don't find it that much of a big deal anyway since I expected it given the site and none of those men are bishounen. I'll read the article later.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:38 pm

Eww. Not my type of men. The dude without facial hair isn't too bad, though. The other scare me.

Sheesh. After seeing too many yaoi games reviewed that feature men so feminine they're basically boobless women - this is the opposite extreme. Eww.

Anyways, now to share my wonderful insights with you:

<BrandonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s note: Yaoi and shonen-ai are both terms that refer to entertainment media (games, anime, manga) that involve pretty men/boys falling in love and/or engaging in sexual activity. They are largely designed by girls, for girls, and in general, legitimate homosexual men have very little interest in the stuff.>

Yeah! Cause girls are generally freaked out by the hardcore stuff and all we get are smooching and white-outs. Not even an outlike of a wang. Makes it look like two flat-chested lesbians rubbing their crotches against eachother. Not that there's anything WRONG with that. It's just not my thing.

This last rule is set in stone in the gay porn world, and it doesnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t need any explanation (or so I hope). The other is more flexible, and it is always funny to see an actor gazing at a flamboyant fag like a goldfish, with all the acting talent he developed by watching TV 2 hours a day, thinking some great line like "Oh, my sisterÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s husband is so hot! Too bad heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s STRAIGHT!" 2 minutes before having his ass grabbed in the shower by the brother in law.

It's funny because it's true. I guess getting turned down on dates an extra 90% of the time when compared to straight men has made many a gay man wish that everyone was gay - just to make finding a date easier.

I mean, for you hetero guys - imagine a world where 9 out of every ten girls was a lesbian - waiting to turn you down. Now add that to the number of rejections you already get based on compatibility, race, money, and penis length alone.

It's rather depressing. Maybe it's different in places like San Francisco, but the image of the extremely promiscuous gay man is a difficult one to believe simply because the act of FINDING another gay man is quite possibly even harder than actually wooing one.

Once you have played the game for even a few minutes, the fact they managed to hide so long from each other will puzzle you to no end; the only rational explanation is that since Hideki has entered in the world of a porn game, every single male character magically turned gay. By every single male character I also mean the widower and his two sons.

If it's any consolation, women are treated even worse in the world of gay male fiction and porn. They only have three roles: fag-hag, religious antigay manstealing bitch, and mother. Any women aside from those three archetypes tend to not exist.

In porn, this isn't so bad. In books, movies, and stories - it's annoying and unrelastic to see every female character regulated to the role of window-dressing. But that happens a lot in classical heterosexual fiction, too. Sad, ain't it?

Since concepts set in stone like the meganekko <Glasses-girl: traditional shy character who does anything you say, but is terribly ashamed of it. Ã¢â‚¬â€œB> have yet to develop in the world of gay porn, the writer of ietate had to create them from basic simple concepts, which means at the same time more work and more freedom and novelty.

The archetypes in gay porn aren't that different from straight porn, really. You've got the (1) macho beared dominant tough guy, (2) the cute little feminine guy, (3) the good-looking athlete who thinks he's straight but really isn't, (4) the promiscuous party slut, (5) the barely-restrained lustful religious follower/nerd, (6) the hopeless romantic, and the (7) totally submissive sex slave.

There are mixes and matches, but most of them come from those 7 types.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:29 am

Zeta wrote:I mean, for you hetero guys - imagine a world where 9 out of every ten girls was a lesbian -

Are they hot lesbians?

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:34 am

Zeta wrote:It's funny because it's true. I guess getting turned down on dates an extra 90% of the time when compared to straight men has made many a gay man wish that everyone was gay - just to make finding a date easier.

I mean, for you hetero guys - imagine a world where 9 out of every ten girls was a lesbian - waiting to turn you down. Now add that to the number of rejections you already get based on compatibility, race, money, and penis length alone.

It's rather depressing. Maybe it's different in places like San Francisco, but the image of the extremely promiscuous gay man is a difficult one to believe simply because the act of FINDING another gay man is quite possibly even harder than actually wooing one.

It's so hard being the only gay in the village.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:22 pm

It's just where you are, Zeta. I'm in Smalltown, NH and it's really, really easy to find friends of the family, if you know what I'm saying.

Of course, it figures that I find my girlfriend through the internet, and she lives across the country, but that's the way my life works.

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:47 pm

It's so hard being the only gay in the village.

I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
but all I want to do is get into his parka

I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

Well, me and Nukflukchuckbuck, we both like blubber
but me, I've got this crazy fetish for rubber

I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

I make a a wish on the northern lights
that I could find a decent pair of whale skin tights

I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

and the seals they sing now (seal noises)
these cold winter nights, are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the north pole (see the north pole)

I'm the only gay eskimo (only gay eskimo)
I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:56 pm

Joke: Hey buddy, over here!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:36 pm

J-man - don't tempt me. I already almost went to England just to get a date last year.

And is that a picture of a feminine man, or a masculine woman? It scares me.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:57 pm

No, that's just j-man in his avatar.

Ohh, you meant the other picture.

(Thank you folks, I'll be here all week)

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:22 pm

If you mean my avatar, yes that's me. I make girls cry.

If you mean Lee's pic, that's Daffyd, the "Only Gay In The Village". He's a character from the disgustingly funny Little Britain, a comedy sketch show on the BBC.

I think Zeta didn't get my joke above...thus meaning he didn't get the joke about Segata not getting the previous joke that Lee made. I think the universe is about to collapse.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:32 pm

Is that an old picture of you or can you make yourself look like you're 8?

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:37 pm

He doesn't look like an 8 year old there. Maybe someone who would make an 8 year old cry, though.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:43 pm

Fucking scared me the first time I saw it.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:47 pm

No, that's me about 5 months ago. Fairly recent, I'd say. I was fucking about with my webcam, being all emo and stuff, and I found one that wasn't as shit as the rest, so I manipulated it enough to make it look at least bearable. Chicks dig it.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:52 pm

Yeah, I was making fun of you because you look retarded in that picture. Like someone left a webcam unattended at some hospital for kids that can barely move.

No offense.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:20 pm

Lots taken. That's another reason to break your nose, B. It's quite an impressive tally now, man.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:29 pm

My, but a nerve has been struck. You aren't one of those emo kids that cries and writes poetry everytime someone makes fun of them, are you...?

Besides, if the picture is any indication, I don't think I've anything to be concerned about. I mean, look at it.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:48 pm

I think he's cute.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:37 pm

Adorable?

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:34 pm

j-man wrote:I think Zeta didn't get my joke above...thus meaning he didn't get the joke about Segata not getting the previous joke that Lee made. I think the universe is about to collapse.

I'm confused.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:48 pm

I dunno, I think j-man's avatar is teh sexy.