SEGA Condoms

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:56 pm

*ahem*
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And I bet NT wants one..

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:01 pm

I'm not sure if that's really a worm on the picture.....

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:25 pm

It's from those Frenchies, of course.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:26 pm

Yeah, that's what I want to see before I have sex.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:43 pm

Wow, I want one.

Nothing better than covering your worm with a Sega-licensed condom.

Post by **Popcorn** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:53 pm

I used to be a big fan of the Worms series, back when it was good, and they had Worms condoms for the Worms 2 release, too. The Sega connection is merely incidental.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:40 pm

So how is Worms 3D? Or whatever the newest one is.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:43 pm

Garbage. It isn't even about killing people any more.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:13 pm

If I'm translating it correctly, they're for "protecting your 'worms'". Fair enough, I suppose.

Worms Armageddon (PC Version) easily represented the pinnacle of the series. All subsequent attempts make baby Jesus cry.

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:35 pm

Are they ribbed for her pleasure?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:01 pm

Wasn't there a similar Conker promotion?

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 7:04 pm

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/ ... i_75761513

Condoms, coasters AND urinal mats. That guy sure knows how to appeal to the masses.

Rlan · Post by **Rlan** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:03 pm

Worms 3D is great fun. Worms Forts is very different to the Worms formula, where you create forts and weapons, or something. The ground doesn't even explode!

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:04 pm

Rlan wrote:Worms 3D is great fun. Worms Forts is very different to the Worms formula, where you create forts and weapons, or something. The ground doesn't even explode!

BURN THE WITCH.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:21 pm

Rlan wrote:The ground doesn't even explode!

Then what's the bloody point?

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:15 am

The only Worms I ever played was just called Worms and it was for PS1. I bought it cause it was only 20 bucks, but I'll be damned if kamikaze wasn't the cooling fucking thing in any video game every. Once I set up all 16 worms on a bridge and hit them all with it. Woo, good times.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:01 pm

Armageddon was like that, but with kickass cartoony graphics, a whole sackful of fun voice themes, and a bunch of cool-as-fuck weapons. Gooder times.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 4:05 pm

I loved the James Bond team.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:39 pm

The "Holy Bomb" kicks ass!!

Post by **Popcorn** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:13 pm

I think I can safely say that Worms Armageddon is one of my most-played games of all time. It's simply one of the finest strategy games ever made, and possibly the single best multiplayer game of all time. It's amazing how wrong Team 17 went from there, really.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:56 pm

Every team seems capable of going from tip-top to rock-fucking-bottom.

Just look at Sonic Heroes. *ba-dump-tshh*

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:59 pm

Dump? God damn it, a tom does not go 'dump'!

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:04 pm

Fuck off, you onomatopoeical pedant.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:07 am

j-man wrote:Fuck off, you onomatopoeical pedant.

Just because you write out your percussive instruments like Shatner doesn't mean you have to take this out on me.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:02 pm

Show me how it's done then, smart arse. And don't diss The Shatner.