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What's in a name?
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:48 pm
by CE
I just got Internet access in my new home, and my witty location description is not true. I previously lived accross the street from the main Microsoft campus, so it was easy to come up with a half-assed joke about where I lived.
But now I live in expensive-land (a.k.a. Foster City, Califonia) with nothing nearby of note. Maybe one of you could come up with some bad joke about Foster City for me? Yes, I am that lazy.
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:56 pm
by Green Gibbon!
It's your new foster home.
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:58 pm
by G.Silver
"Australian for Beer?"
"With foster parents?"
"fostering ill will?"
"My city's foster than yours?"
"The Fostest?"
"Sherwood Fostest?"
"The Fost and the Fosterous?"
I can't belive I am about to hit the post button.
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:03 am
by Timestones
"Living with imaginary friends?"
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:14 am
by Zeta
Sonic - he's the fostest thing alive.
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:16 am
by Grant
I was almost in tears at laughing at the responses in this thread (especially "Sherwood Fostest"). That can't say anything good about me.
God, I should be sleeping.
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:40 am
by Ash Holt
I was trying to think of a Beneath a Steel Sky joke, but failed.
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:18 am
by j-man
Fosties - They're Grrrreat!
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:39 am
by Delphine
You could just say "Foster City, CA" and be done with it.
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:45 am
by -wyvern
What would have been the point in that?
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:18 pm
by j-man
Way to ruin the mood, mood-ruiner.
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:34 pm
by Segata
G.Silver wrote:"Australian for Beer?"
"With foster parents?"
"fostering ill will?"
"My city's foster than yours?"
"The Fostest?"
"Sherwood Fostest?"
"The Fost and the Fosterous?"
I can't belive I am about to hit the post button.
Great. Just great.
Perhaps "Fosting in the desert" ?
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:36 pm
by Double-S-
How about "Shut the fosting hell up"
Great for confusing people.
Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:04 pm
by j-man
Fostie The Snowman?
Hey, it's Christmas.
Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:05 pm
by CE
Can't.... resist... the...
cookie monster!
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:11 pm
by Dunjohn
j-man wrote:Way to ruin the mood, mood-ruiner.
She has an amazingly precise location composed of only five letters. I say that's an inspiration to us all.
Mine sucks, but I can't be arsed changing it. I've also been meaning to turn this Chao's planet into a christmas pudding, but I can't be arsed to do that either.
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:01 pm
by Baba O'Reily
...Way to be negative.
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:16 am
by Djbrayster
A slogan for the adoption agency...
"Anyone can adopt a child, at Foster City!"
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:00 pm
by Protodude
AHAHAAHAHAHHAHA
I don't get it.
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:27 pm
by Zeta
"Fost'er? I hardly know 'er!"
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:15 am
by Djbrayster
Protodude wrote:AHAHAAHAHAHHAHA
I don't get it.
I thought it sucked too.. meh at least I tried
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:50 pm
by Light Speed
They all sucked. Mildly amusing though.