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Gorilla Glue is not a toy.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:23 am
by Baba O'Reily
Or so the school mascot found out when we glued him in his suit. In retrospect, it was a stupid idea. Of course, also in retrospect, we didn't forsee the possibility of a hot flash until we dumped the stuff on the zipper, so, naturally, a trip to the hospital was in order...
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:56 am
by j-man
I bet it turned you on like a lightswitch.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:59 am
by Kishi
"Furries don't hurt anybody," they said.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:10 am
by Double-S-
Why the heck would you glue someone into a mascot suit. It's cruel enough that they even have to WEAR those things, much less get stuck in one.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:30 am
by Shadow Warrior
Did he kick your ass afterwards?
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:38 pm
by Delphine
*snort* Nice one.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:58 pm
by Ash Holt
Did he die? He died, right? If not, I don't see what's so goddamn funny.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:16 pm
by Delphine
The man whose avatar is of a bobblehead drinking piss thinks he can define funny.
AND HE'S PROBABLY RIGHT.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:10 pm
by Baba O'Reily
j-man wrote:I bet it turned you on like a lightswitch.
Yes. My first thought was, 'How strangely erotic'. My second one was 'I hope his insurance covers this'.
Kishi wrote:"Furries don't hurt anybody," they said.
Go look in the abyss and say that again.
Double-S- wrote:Why the heck would you glue someone into a mascot suit. It's cruel enough that they even have to WEAR those things, much less get stuck in one.
I'm an immature teenager, what else can I say?
Shadow Warrior wrote:Did he kick your ass afterwards?
No, he kicked my ass prior, which set off this event. I'm not afraid to say it:
I GOT MY ASS KICKED BY A GIANT BOBCAT.
Netaku wrote:Did he die? He died, right? If not, I don't see what's so goddamn funny.
He fell unconcious for about an hour. Pussy.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:42 pm
by One Classy Bloke
Yea, real men don't fall unconscious, they just scream in pain a hell of a lot.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:46 pm
by Zeta
Yes. My first thought was, 'How strangely erotic'. My second one was 'I hope his insurance covers this'.
Watch it, man. I can't top a gay guy who's a furry, too.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:41 pm
by Delphine
Zeta wrote:I can't top a gay guy who's a furry, too.
But can you bottom?
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:14 am
by Baba O'Reily
Delphine wrote:Zeta wrote:I can't top a gay guy who's a furry, too.
But can you bottom?
*Rimshot*
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:19 am
by -wyvern
Stop that at once.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:01 am
by Zeta
Rimshot. Not rimjob.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:55 am
by -wyvern
Eh? What's the differ - No, wait, forget I said that. It is knowledge that comes with a terrible price.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:04 am
by The Doc
Mrs. Broflovski: What the heck is a rimjob?
Mrs. Cartman: Why, that's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass!
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:06 pm
by Baba O'Reily
Yeah. That's what you get. I think.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:13 pm
by Double-S-
How the heck do you put your legs behind your head.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:08 pm
by Delphine
By being flexible.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:31 pm
by Segaholic2
Delphine knows all about that. XD
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:33 pm
by Kishi
The good ones do.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:41 pm
by Zeta
I wish I could do that. I am more flexible than most people. But sadly not to the level of "amusing/erotic sex positions" flexible.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:54 pm
by Delphine
Segaholic2 wrote:Delphine knows all about that. XD
I'm too fat to be that flexible. ;_;
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:02 am
by Baba O'Reily
Oh well. There's always the burn ward to make you feel better about yourself.