Gorilla Glue is not a toy.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:23 am

Or so the school mascot found out when we glued him in his suit. In retrospect, it was a stupid idea. Of course, also in retrospect, we didn't forsee the possibility of a hot flash until we dumped the stuff on the zipper, so, naturally, a trip to the hospital was in order...

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:56 am

I bet it turned you on like a lightswitch.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:59 am

"Furries don't hurt anybody," they said.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:10 am

Why the heck would you glue someone into a mascot suit. It's cruel enough that they even have to WEAR those things, much less get stuck in one.

Shadow Warrior · Post by **Shadow Warrior** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:30 am

Did he kick your ass afterwards?

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:38 pm

*snort* Nice one.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:58 pm

Did he die? He died, right? If not, I don't see what's so goddamn funny.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:16 pm

The man whose avatar is of a bobblehead drinking piss thinks he can define funny.

AND HE'S PROBABLY RIGHT.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:10 pm

j-man wrote:I bet it turned you on like a lightswitch.

Yes. My first thought was, 'How strangely erotic'. My second one was 'I hope his insurance covers this'.

Kishi wrote:"Furries don't hurt anybody," they said.

Go look in the abyss and say that again.

Double-S- wrote:Why the heck would you glue someone into a mascot suit. It's cruel enough that they even have to WEAR those things, much less get stuck in one.

I'm an immature teenager, what else can I say?

Shadow Warrior wrote:Did he kick your ass afterwards?

No, he kicked my ass prior, which set off this event. I'm not afraid to say it:
I GOT MY ASS KICKED BY A GIANT BOBCAT.

Netaku wrote:Did he die? He died, right? If not, I don't see what's so goddamn funny.

He fell unconcious for about an hour. Pussy.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:42 pm

Yea, real men don't fall unconscious, they just scream in pain a hell of a lot.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:46 pm

Yes. My first thought was, 'How strangely erotic'. My second one was 'I hope his insurance covers this'.

Watch it, man. I can't top a gay guy who's a furry, too.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:41 pm

Zeta wrote:I can't top a gay guy who's a furry, too.

But can you bottom?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:14 am

Delphine wrote:
Zeta wrote:I can't top a gay guy who's a furry, too.
But can you bottom?

*Rimshot*

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:19 am

Stop that at once.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:01 am

Rimshot. Not rimjob.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:55 am

Eh? What's the differ - No, wait, forget I said that. It is knowledge that comes with a terrible price.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:04 am

Mrs. Broflovski: What the heck is a rimjob?

Mrs. Cartman: Why, that's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass!

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:06 pm

Yeah. That's what you get. I think.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:13 pm

How the heck do you put your legs behind your head.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:08 pm

By being flexible.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:31 pm

Delphine knows all about that. XD

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:33 pm

The good ones do.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:41 pm

I wish I could do that. I am more flexible than most people. But sadly not to the level of "amusing/erotic sex positions" flexible.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:54 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:Delphine knows all about that. XD

I'm too fat to be that flexible. ;_;

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:02 am

Oh well. There's always the burn ward to make you feel better about yourself.