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This board has gotten more sluggish than... a slug.

Finals, man.

Indeed. I've considered starting topics to give us something new to talk about, but one involves poopy and the other nobody but me would care about.

So, yeah. Anyway, here's a couple of dead baby jokes for you in response to the thread title.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead!

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200 km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.


And, in the holiday spirit..


Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know why they didn't either.

What present to you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas?
Cancer.

I was thinking of starting a thread about hot Disney characters, but then I realized that didn't seem important enough to warrant it's own topic.

I actually just had my final final this morning.

Mine don't start until next week. I only got one on Monday and another on Thursday though.

Green Gibbon! wrote:I actually just had my final final this morning.

I used that exact lame phrase for my last final.

It's about as clever as you can be at such a point. I don't think I'm going to be witty again until after Christmas.

I was thinking of starting a thread about hot Disney characters, but then I realized that didn't seem important enough to warrant it's own topic.

Aladdin's not too shabby.

So are you out, Gibbs? Done with everything?
I'm only going to actually have to take one final next week, in economics. The rest of my classes either had no associated final, or drop the lowest exam score you receive during the semester, and I got A's on all my exms (I know, you all hate me).

Go! dead baby jokes:

What screams and can't fit through a door?
A baby with a javelin through it's head.

So are you out, Gibbs? Done with everything?

Everything except the actual (rather silly) graduation ceremony, which is next weekend. That, and the $8000 debt which is going to be hanging over my head for years to come...

I'll post some stills from my senior project later. It went over pretty well despite some problems with the character rigging which I could probably have fixed if I'd had another week, but at that point I didn't care.

Midterms in Spanish suck.
"Conjugate the following verbs, and name their English equivilant."
It's easy, but I don't think that should make up quite as much of my grade as it does.

My Calc final is 40% of my grade. That means that even if I were to get perfects on everything else in class, I still could possibly get a D. That's lame, especially since I'm sitting at a solid B right now. Guess I better not get a 0.