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Okay, so I was getting bitten at school today randomly.
Quite randomly. Some girl bit me on the elbow once.

Any of you ever been like... molested by teeth or something different?

I got sexually assaulted by a cat once. My friend Jamie's white cat, "cracker" was in my lap, and I'm sitting there shirtless in her house, when the cat just leans up and latches onto my nipple with its mouth!

Yeah, scared the shit outta' me.

Anyways... any of you all ever had that happen?

my friend deep-throughted his cat's tail once. he molested it more latter.

daytonafathead wrote:my friend deep-throughted his cat's tail once. he molested it more latter.

Hello again kip. ^ ^
That emoticon scares me. I wish we had it on gaia. Oh-wells.
I've never had my leg humped by a dog, though.
Plenty of people, no dogs.

I'm sorry to say this, but I'm afraid you may not survive here if everyone treats you the same way they do with the other furry here (or furries in general).
Just a heads up. >_^

In an entirely non-sexual way, my cat pierced my bottom lip once. As in, a hole that went entirely through, to the inside of my mouth.

Spazz wrote:I'm sorry to say this, but I'm afraid you may not survive here if everyone treats you the same way they do with the other furry here (or furries in general).
Just a heads up. >_^

Well, seeing as you judged me and decided to put me in a little "niche" based soley on my avatar, it seems I won't like the majority of the other people here either.

Don't just assume people are something based on observances, try to get to know them first, damn.

No, I saw this earlier:

Interests: <b>Anthro, foxes, yiff</b>, computers, and games.

Sorry, didn't mean any offence.

Double-S- wrote:In an entirely non-sexual way, my cat pierced my bottom lip once. As in, a hole that went entirely through, to the inside of my mouth.

Dude, did you take advantage of it and keep it pierced?
I would have done that, so when people asked me who did my piercing, I could tell them my cat did it and charge them for it.

It's cool tsuyoshifoxx, I think he voted for Bush. Bush people tend to do that sorta thing.

I kid. I kid.

I'm not anti-gay/lesbian/bi/furry because I voted Bush, damnit! >_<

Spazz wrote:No, I saw this earlier:

Interests: <b>Anthro, foxes, yiff</b>, computers, and games.

Sorry, didn't mean any offence.

I thought you may have been referring to that. XP

All my information was automatically filled out (the forms and such) because I just had to put the same info as another message board I was on. Is this message board powered by phpBB software as well? It seems to be, having the same layout and information panels. That was left there as a little joke on one of my friends, and automatically put back in when I signed up here.

I've just been too lazy to take it out because I didn't think it'd cause a fuss and that nobody would stalk my profile or anything. Stupid stalkers. j/k

Soem guy in my class says people voted bush because he was the only other option. XP j/k

tsuyoshifoxx wrote:Is this message board powered by phpBB software as well?

Heh, look at the bottom of the page. >_^

Spazz wrote:

tsuyoshifoxx wrote:Is this message board powered by phpBB software as well?

Heh, look at the bottom of the page. >_^

Hey, the background's white, and the text is light grey, how am I supposed to see that?!?
... sorry, I was lazy.

While we're on it... why the hell doesn't this display our signatures?

Here's why:

Delphine wrote:sigs usually end up including 1000x1000 banners for the person's website, livejournal, or just befuckingcause. None of us wanan see that. This isn't Gaia Online. No sigs.

Once I was bitten on the head by some drunk chick who was calling everybody "Pooh Bear."

Spazz wrote:Here's why:

Delphine wrote:sigs usually end up including 1000x1000 banners for the person's website, livejournal, or just befuckingcause. None of us wanan see that. This isn't Gaia Online. No sigs.

First message board I've ever seen to disallow sigs completely. I know gaia has a limit of 500x500 or something close, but on my message board, I just disable it if it has bright colors and hurts my eyes.

And thanks for the information. ^ ^

Green Gibbon! wrote:Once I was bitten on the head by some drunk chick who was calling everybody "Pooh Bear."

I would have payed to see that.
The worst I've ever had happen with drunk people was when they all tried to group hug me, and then they all collapsed trying to support each others weight.

Dude if you let a cat bite your nipple you have balls of steel.

It's male?

chriscaffee wrote:Dude if you let a cat bite your nipple you have balls of steel.

I was watching the TV when it happened...

Zeta wrote:It's male?

Sadly, yes. And deaf!

Not in my nipple, but my cat used to love attacking my legs and head with both teeth and claws.

Not very interesting, I know. I wish a drunk girl had bitten me in the head but stuff like that never happens to me.

Let's see.... I once bit a friend to see what he tasted like. He was quite tasty, acturally (SP close enough).

I also know a dog that has a tendance to hump. Everything. He also maintains this status we call "happy". In other words, he's erect.

Jesus Christ.