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Target becomes my best friend

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 12:03 am
by Squirrelknight
<a href="http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/60 ... 39">Target has suddenly become one of the best stores in the world.</a>

Though it is a shame about how small locally-based drug dealers will be forced out of business.

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:26 am
by Adam Adamant
Ha. Do you think it's real, or just a weather baloon or something?

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 5:17 am
by BlazeHedgehog
It's a book, but I can't help but roll my eyes at arguably the hundreds of stupid loser pot heads out there who're ordering this thing thinking they'll honestly get some.

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 9:56 am
by Spazz
It's an audio CD.

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:29 pm
by Adam Adamant
No, 'It's Suuuper Man!!!'

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:43 pm
by Spazz
Nevermind, it's a book.
<a href="http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/60 ... JA">Here's the CD</a>.

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:44 pm
by -wyvern
No, 'It's Suuuper Man!!!'
Explain the logic underlying that conclusion.

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:48 pm
by Spazz
-wyvern wrote:Explain the logic underlying that conclusion.
BlazeHedgehog wrote:It's a book
Spazz wrote:It's an audio CD.
Adam Adamant wrote:No, 'It's Suuuper Man!!!'
That's how. >_^

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:59 pm
by -wyvern
Thanks.

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:11 pm
by Delphine
*snort*. That is a rather unfortunate item to have have a picture for, isn't it?

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:29 pm
by Green Gibbon!
Isn't weed legal in Canada?

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:43 pm
by Esrever
Nah. They are trying to de-criminalize possession of small amounts, but it would still be illegal to grow and sell. Kinda like how it's not illegal for minors to buy cigarettes, but it's still illegal for vendors to sell them to them.

Practically speaking, pot can't be fully legalized up here as long as the Canada/US border remains as open as it is. The US administration would flip. It's been a long time since a Canadian government was that willing to deliberately piss off the Americans.

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:56 pm
by Grant
Esrever wrote: It's been a long time since a Canadian government was that willing to deliberately piss off the Americans.
Need I remind you of Bryan Adams?

Celine Dion?

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:06 pm
by Adam Adamant
Yeah, they de-criminalised it here in the UK. There is in fact, a (rather shady and illegal) cannabis cafe in my home town.

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:38 pm
by Spazz
Aww, they took it down. Now you can't get weed for $25.25/kilo anymore.

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:09 am
by Double-S-
If you want to smoke pot legally go to Holland.

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:25 am
by Zeta
You can also go there if you want to stick your finger in a dyke . . .

What? 's true!

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:21 am
by Esrever
Amazing Grant wrote:Need I remind you of Bryan Adams?Celine Dion?
Dude, it's not OUR fault that those two are popular. ;)

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:27 am
by Delphine
Amazing Grant wrote:
Esrever wrote: It's been a long time since a Canadian government was that willing to deliberately piss off the Americans.
Need I remind you of Bryan Adams?

Celine Dion?
Avril Lavigne.

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:10 pm
by Zeta
Mike Meyers in "Cat in the Hat".

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:11 pm
by chriscaffee
People saw that movie?

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:32 pm
by Grant
I caught the tail end of that flick on HBO one time.

I think Mike Myers only has, like, three different voices that he uses and then just keeps playing himself in every movie. Let's see, there's the coffee talk woman, the Scottish accent, and Dr. Evil.

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:47 pm
by Adam Adamant
What about the Austin Powers accent?

Does anyone else find it amazing how he was so good in Wayne's World and then just became so unbelievably awful. It's like John Cleese, you know, where did it all go wrong?

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:57 pm
by Esrever
It's not John's fault. He says the new PC world just is an inhospitable climate for the kind of humour he used to do. He sounds pretty bitter about it actually, I gather he views most of his more recent roles as bill-paying work and nothing else.

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:02 pm
by Adam Adamant
It's true I suppose. It's just such a shame, Monty Python was so good. I've just been watching Flying Circus again and I love it.

"If anyone ever attacks you with a raspberry simply pull the lever and the 16 ton weight will drop on his head."

But that dosen't excuse Mr Myers, he's young and healthy and should still be funny.